Chris

About three and a half hours, give it take.

I think so, yes.

Either the wind started blowing or you mistook a Richard the Third.

I've had stern words with myself about the frankly miserable and low quality bluesky posting I've been doing lately and as a result I'm not talking to me at the moment.

Mate, with the flags this year I'm fully expecting them to book a fairground and a mariachi band for the cenotaph.

Absolute cunts.

My town is quite famous now for it's batshit approach to remembrance day.

This year they've gone fucking nuts. More silhouettes of soldiers, tanks, ships and planes than ever before, a bazillion poppies adorn every tree and lampost on the main road..

And we have a plywood Queen and Paddington.

This is my version of screaming into the void.

About as much use too.

How very peng.

I've no idea what that means 😂

This constituency is highly likely to fall to reform if nothing changes very much*. No idea why labour keeps trying to out cuntify them though. They'll still lose and they'll trash their integrity in the process.

*Most of the electorate continue to be fucking morons.

All the evidence is there.

My usually decent MP has just posted something on FB to the effect of "Europe needs to keep it's nose out of our policy of banning trans people from using toilets" so I've called him a twat.

Them fucking eyes...

I think I recall we were staying away with some people, and they wanted to watch it, and my mum and dad had no idea what was coming 😂

Matron.

Oof.

Just played this season's first game of #LeafOrTurd™

Im also a miserable twat 😂

I missed this yesterday, I'm so sorry.

I'm not absolutely certain why, but I think it goes back to being made to watch the premier of the Thriller pop video at the age of 8 and fucking hating every second of it.

I put the blame firmly at the door of that fucking pepto bismol advert.

Mid afternoon on a Monday? I should be so lucky.

Ok class, I've had quite enough now. Nobody is leaving until someone accepts responsibility.

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong??

Specsavers mate.

Hooommmmm

A knobbly, gnarly old beech tree trunk that looks like it has a face.

This big old beech is looking at me funny.

Elaborate?

Bugger that for a lark

Haha. There's quite a community, and they hardly ever sell...