Chris Massey-Name

Tis the season.

I drove up behind him at the next lights and exhibited remarkable self control by not ripping his arms off.

Some bellend in a cupra has just tried to kill me round the corner from center parcs.

Yes, that's him. I think she's probably doing the job for several villages right now.

She's the voice of the man in the street.

You know, the one who's an absolute fuckwit.

Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits

Salary controlled diet was right there...

It would have been a bigger win if you'd got to bugger off home and left them in the office.

Fuck your elves, and fuck your shelves too.

You have a woman's chips m'lord!

A screen capture from Weather and Radar app, showing clouds and sunshine from 4pm tonight.

I'm not sure I can put my faith in a weather app that thinks the sun is going to break through the clouds at 7pm in mid December.

"put Christ back into Christmas"

No, not like that.

There is a hardcore that believes the entire system is going to go against him and he's the Messiah.

Fortunately, the hardcore is a small percentage of the current support. (We hope)

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

And his disciples will love him for it.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

I've been through the desert
On a

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I hope more young men will be looking up to people like Lewis Cope, and not that prick Tate.

Credit where it's due.

The construction industry will very shortly be complaining about how a bunch of young people that didn't want to work in the construction industry don't want to work in the construction industry.

Im quite set in my ways as far as Sunday dinner is concerned. 🤣

The more I think about this, the more I believe this whole Protect the Rich! era is a make-people-forget backlash after it was demonstrated that the jobs NEEDED to keep society functioning were almost entirely done by low paid workers.

Bless her heart.

Just a chicken dinner for when my wife gets home from work. Some butterd leeks and honey roasted parsnips and a mountain of roasties.

I will achieve dinner today, but probably little else.

Stealing a living for 30+ years.

Imagine naming a peace prize after a video game.

First one (of 2) is 2pm. And I'm driving.

😤