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Pam Bondi should be considered a porn star with all this dick riding she does for trump

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

I wanna be buried in my bed. Coffin doesn’t provide enough leg room tbh

BRING BACK CHEAP CAMPY MOVIES WITH WEIRD PLOTS

Got ghosted before a date so I’m devoting my free time to teaching myself guitar

And tell his little BITCH ASS to get home safe

My next ass tattoo is gonna be “Travis’s property”. I still haven’t met Travis yet but I’m ready

It’s because of ✨ magic ✨
Maybe some slave labor
But mostly ✨ magic ✨

Not only did I fuck your mom
*heavy guitar riff*
I fucked your dad too
*heavy guitar riff*
And honestly
*heavy guitar riff*
We fell in love and I’m moving in
*heavy metal music*

New slur: smoothie - a person with a smooth brain

Money is wasted on the rich

I wonder what a George Carlton special would look like in 2026

Can’t wait for the nothing this is gonna turn up

YouTube video by Muunjuun - Topic Muuv Me

youtu.be/wWRX29Xfkj0

The dems are in the exact position that they have ALWAYS WANTED to be in and they’re fucking fumbling it

I just want a good old fashion spit handshake

R.I.P. Wade Boggs

Gods work 🫡

It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.

I showed my brother Ne-Yo and he said “this is some 80s music” 😭

Cringe is the first step to cool as fuck

remembering meatloaf (Marvin Lee Aday) who we lost on this day

#meatloaf
#vinyl

Hehehe….

Me: "My biggest weakness? Hmmm..let me think...well, some people say I’m delusional."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."

ME JOINING THE HIVE MIND: sup
HIVE MIND: no thank you

The same image as above, with a red arrow pointing from the text "one piece" to a circled image of Naruto.

Didn’t they say participation trophy’s were useless and harmful?

I usually tip 15%
18% if my water gets refilled quickly