David Hill (Mothshade)

MFing legend.

I forget exactly which angel Urial is, but you may want to modify your prayers accordingly, until further notice.

Khorne-fed...

You don't pay publishers and you don't pay agents. Full stop.

Is it not?!

Passion of the Dune

You, sir, are a national fucking treasure.

Are you there Grok?
It's me, El0n.

To every No Kings protester:

Thank you. Bless you.

You are a rockstar and an inspiration.

Enough with the stupidity of raw milk – I need less drama dairy in my life.

"Why are there so few deserving members of the clergy managing to qualify for canonization nowadays?"
"Must be some kind of Ascension Deficit Disorder."

“What vile rectumancy is this?!”
“Looks to be nearly a legion of festering Turdinators, my lord.”
“Sound the retreat – immediately.”

"You think humanity and technology have no lasting effect upon the beings of myth and legend? Over the weekend, I met a hag who was obsessed with telecommunications and introduced herself as Jenny Bluetooth. What do you say now?"

"You know, that doctor who performs gender reassignment operations for those who want to become men?"
"Oh yeah. He gives people the willies.”

"Look at those chiseled features. That flinty gaze. Too bad he's dumb as a rock."
"Damn, Perseus, you're a mean drunk. Just put Medusa’s head back in the bag, okay?"

"Hey, did you see where that sinking boat went down?"
"Not to my wreck collection."

"What made you build a giant, one-eyed robot?"
"Boredom, mostly."
"What do you call it?"
"Cyclotron."
"Of course."

Zounds!

Is that all it takes?!

You've got my vote.

I'd be interested to read what a decent Hulk movie would look like.

He's such a stupid fuck.
Sadly, so many Americans are just about as stupid.

Dammit.

Why don't I have children of my own?
Lots of reasons but isn't the fact I'd name my firstborn Lorem Ipsum Hill enough?

Done.