David Hill (Mothshade)

Gabriel cares not for my desire to sleep.

Definitely drawn that way...

Dessert lasagna? Hell yes.

Will Shetterly fan?

Not this time.

Gadzooks!

That baby has my vote for president.

YouTube video by K.J. Norman THE TOM & JERRY SHOW (1975 Opening Sequence)

I wake up in the morning - my brain plays this goddamn song...

You know what - I'll take a chance.

"We have a saying back home. A simile. Fits you to a T. Wish I recalled how it goes. Like a floating thing in a confined body of liquid."
"You mean, 'Like a big fish in a small pond'?"
"No, that's not it. It's on the tip of - ah! Got it! 'Like a turd in a punchbowl'. That's you all over."

“The only thing thin about me is my patience.”

"Overkill can be satisfying, but I sometimes prefer underkill when I'm in the mood to watch them suffer."

"I wouldn't say I'm cracking like an egg. When an egg cracks, good stuff comes out. And people don't generally die from it."

For most, the eyes were windows to the soul. His eyes were more like revolving doors, and there was no soul on the other side. Just an opulent lobby with bad music and dying plants.

“Ever let your fingernails get so long, you're afraid to pick your nose in a moving vehicle?”

Bit of a Gahan Wilson vibe there. Me likey.

Yeah.

If I see a lime tootsie roll, I'm going in...

They spelled 'loathable' wrong.

Can confirm.

I will die there with you...or dice on multiple hills, if necessary.

Zowie!

Hmmm...gets my vote.