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It me, Futurepoop. Fantasy football addict #SFB, cursed #Bears + #Bulls fan, The Disco Biscuits are the greatest band on the planet #B4L, aspiring #BBQ connoisseur

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I’m not sure anyone in the league throws as hard as Caleb Williams

23.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man I haven’t had one of those not your fathers root beers in forever. But I’m still going for the kbs

23.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boooo

22.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you use/have you used it for work before?

20.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

im mostly using it to summarize calls, review prior communications and summarize, and provide alternate points of view on data that i feed it. surprised me how effective it is at that.

20.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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headline here tells a different story than the guts of the research

20.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lowkey think people who think the ai bubble is going to burst have never used AI. its wildly effective in helping you be efficient at work. sorry to say, cause i hate the idea of ai in media/culture

20.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that one

20.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not. Likely just funded by someone who is.

19.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I barely snuck in on points

18.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Partial tear could simply mean a sprain. Let's relax a little bit on the 9 month timeline.

17.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

100% spigots be throwing hands

17.11.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spigot

17.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Analbologna

17.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a hurts so good type of thing

16.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one from Westbrook brewing is so good

15.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruery beers always been expensive

15.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update, she got it

(never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)

15.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Jaylon Johnson and the current version of Tyrique Stephenson is gonna be dangerous! Now if only Kyler Gordon could stay healthy... and we had a pass rush lol

14.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Played a lot of Age of Empires back in the day on that site!

14.11.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's stuff that was released by Epstein's estate. Not the mountains of evidence collected by FBI/DOJ

13.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First JC Penny and now the actual Penny. What is this country coming to

13.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They had to let it linger for 30 years before dropping

12.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is how my dad emails me after he drinks 23 molson ices on a wednesday night

12.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it’s mandatory to register your sneezes in the Richter scale once you are a dad

12.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently severely sprained my foot while playing with my toddler and jumping off the couch during a pillow fight. What’s the most #EastCoastDad injury you’ve suffered?
Also β€” I’ve been forced to pee sitting down due to the use of crutches and it’s quite nice. I may transition to this full time.

12.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snotβ€˜s Picks has a nice ring to it

11.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caleb Williams, Escape Artist

10.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ilana Glazer showing up on a random Elmo episode was a nice surprise hanging with the kiddo. I miss Broad City

08.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Our country is rapidly becoming less a capitalist society and more a feudal society. Unless our policies change dramatically, the middle class will disappear, and we will be back to late 18th-century France. Before the revolution.  And so I have a message for my fellow filthy rich, for all of us who live in our gated bubble worlds: Wake up, people. It won’t last.  If we don’t do something to fix the glaring inequities in this economy, the pitchforks are going to come for us. No society can sustain this kind of rising inequality. In fact, there is no example in human history where wealth accumulated like this and the pitchforks didn’t eventually come out. You show me a highly unequal society, and I will show you a police state. Or an uprising. There are no counterexamples. None. It’s not if, it’s when.

Our country is rapidly becoming less a capitalist society and more a feudal society. Unless our policies change dramatically, the middle class will disappear, and we will be back to late 18th-century France. Before the revolution. And so I have a message for my fellow filthy rich, for all of us who live in our gated bubble worlds: Wake up, people. It won’t last. If we don’t do something to fix the glaring inequities in this economy, the pitchforks are going to come for us. No society can sustain this kind of rising inequality. In fact, there is no example in human history where wealth accumulated like this and the pitchforks didn’t eventually come out. You show me a highly unequal society, and I will show you a police state. Or an uprising. There are no counterexamples. None. It’s not if, it’s when.

Nick Hanauer seemed to understand that no amount of excellent TV could keep working people docile forever

07.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

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