Lizzie Simpson

Should Statements: A Show Brought To You By (A Little) Inherited Wealth
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
A stand up comedy show about guilt, grief and inheritance
21 - 23 August at Aces and Eights
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The far more likely scenario is it's made by ignorant people who probably read one article on each of the topics it tackles

My conspiracy theory is that Emilia Perez is a plant movie to make it look like progressives are never happy

"I didn't see it the way everyone else did" that's because it's convenient for you not to. Some of us cannot take the risk

Valid response

Anyone feel like Trip CBD drinks always have a 'but' flavour?

Peach 👀.... but ginger 😩
Blood Orange 🤔.... but rosemary 😡
Elderflower 🥵... but mint 🤬

I never questioned it, but the main way I try to get people to like me is by offering them baked goods... It's the same strategy I use with animals. I'm a treat dispenser for all life forms.

Also just want to add, she's not perfect, but who is? There's no such thing as a perfect victim.

Bluesky is so nice 😊

Blake Lively is by no means a perfect person but she doesn't deserve harassment or an active smear campaign

Like hook line and sinker, I was suspicious why no one on the cast wanted to associate with Baldoni and when he hired Melissa Nathan but like... I guess I let my prejudice override that, and that's embarrassing

Hey so I'm someone who tries to remain vigilant when it comes to propaganda... And I fell for the Blake Lively smear campaign cos I didnt like her character in Gossip Girl

People are often surprised I'm not super into musical theatre and I don't know how not to take that personally

Oh AND I was in a toxic situationship... Okay I think that's it. Wait and also it was winter and I was barely seeing daylight cos I would go in at 7am and leave at like 6pm

Oh AND a girl I had mutual friends with had gone missing/had turned out to be brutally murdered

My colleague was going through a depressive episode and took it out on me, the expectations of me were high because my sister worked there for 6 years... And therefore had 6 years worth of skills and experience

Sorry I've been thinking about my worst job and although TV production has definitely been a challenge, nothing will be as bad as the Christmas temp job I took for a month after I graduated

I think good business should prepare for inexperienced people to make mistakes and train them rather than throwing them in the deep end and then being toxic when they make mistakes in high pressure environments

The amount of times I said a very mild opinion but then it gets 1000 views and (usually a man) is condescending in the replies, it's so fucking annoying

I feel like threads has a libs of TikTok model where like... Because negative reaction feeds more engagement it will show stuff to people who are more likely to hate it and therefore engage with it

Hey have we considered maybe Brian Thompson's back just did that?

People are allowed to just not get or not like something, you don't have to imply they lack essential insight

I saw a review that didn't like Nonsense Christmas and it seemed fair, I also struggle to get it cos it feels very American... But the comments were complaining the reviewer didn't have 'media literacy' and... I'm sorry but that's not what that is

CEO (derogatory)

Blame my job working on a diving show

Fuming 😤 but ya got me

"Wow I haven't been feeling my usual sense of dredge and missing my therapist while she's away too much, I wonder why that is?" 🤔

Remembers my online activity has been entirely UHC memes and seeing us on the verge of class consciousness

Calorie deficit on my face

I don't want kids so I put a hot laptop on my groin to scramble my eggs.