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@roseschmits.bsky.social saw this and thought of you

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As always, this AI is designed by people who have no human talents or taste. All they know how to do is throw unprecedented levels of money around to force people to obey their bad ideas, which is not a talent.

The power of these psychotic anti-human hypervillains reduces to near zero when you step away from their screens (for another few centuries at least). A robust and arrogantly noncompliant organic-analog counterculture could give us a fighting chance to impoverish them before they enslave us.

Headline and first 2 paragraphs Migrants can use rights laws to evade deportation Loopholes could undermine treaty with France Matt Dathan Home Affairs Editor Small boat migrants will be able to frustrate attempts to deport them to France under Sir Keir Starmer's returns deal by exploiting human rights laws, according to the treaty's terms. Under the terms of the agreement with France, migrants will be ineligible for deportation if they have outstanding human rights claims or other legal challenges or claim they are under 18. These are among potential loopholes that threaten to undermine Labour's attempt to end Channel crossings. The treaty also gives France and other European Union member states an effective veto over which individuals are returned.

Just the supposed ‘paper of record’ bemoaning the fact that asylum seekers have *human* rights and may be able to enforce them. Accompanied - ultra cynically - by a photo of Human Rights lawyer, Amal Clooney, at a glamorous fundraiser. What a sly and deeply unpleasant rag The Times now is.

Last barber i went to charged me £6.50 for the best shave of my life

Also, looked at moving to west wales recently. Fuck me, its pretty

I play @susiedent.com 's Two Words. You ever tried that?

So with a goal of cutting 2 trillion dollars, he cut about 50 billion, and still fucked it up. Genius.

I stopped playing it, so not that nice

Trump saying people of color are naturally suited to farm labor sure sounds a lot like the slaveholders that said slaves were naturally inclined to servitude

Looks like Jeremy Hunt

But with more human soul

This is incredible

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Even inside this group, it's The Leftovers

Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her

every company: here is a binding contract that says you HAVE to stick with us for a certain time and you cannot cut that short because a contract is a contract

also every company: this clause says we can put your bill up by as much as we want whenever we want because fuck you that’s why

So Manchester and Newcastle-upon-Tyne are sold out gigs! There's only a handful of tickets left for Coventry, Cardiff and Hebden Bridge. Sheffield and London are 3/4 sold. If you want to get a ticket to see me this autumn, get your skates on! warringtonruncorn.com/live/

NO MORE MISTER NIGHT SKY.

Reddit post on r/technology about young people and AI: "I recently heard about a teacher who instead of trying to circumvent students using AI, which is impossible, she made assignments by going "ask ChatGPT to write a report on this subject, and then research how and why it's wrong". Not only did the students discover that ChatGPT is extremely wrong a lot of the time, it also lead them to realise that they should not use it as a primary source".

This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.

C'socks belong under shoos

Sure, but good luck with your sai amnesty

#raphealiscoolbutcrude

Because they were making pawn

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

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One Way
Not waving but clowning
Wish me luck
A decent cup of tea
Knock, knock
Motion, Pictures
Men in suits

Feels like a play

Counterpoint: no, it isn't.

The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...

Well, I'll be damned.

It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.

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How great was Tom Lehrer? In 2020, he moved his entire catalog into the public domain because he felt he'd made more than enough money off of it.

Enjoy every Tom Lehrer album:

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I can't get over her face