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@neozurg.bsky.social

I use the internets from my phone mostly.

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Latest posts by neozurg.bsky.social on Bluesky

Libs are dumb, istg

14.01.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious to try this out. I hope the chickpea smell isn't prevalent in the end product.

10.01.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could always get more.

09.01.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The LA crowd did not dissapoint

07.01.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me that i have a Sega Genesis game starring Cheeto and that Cheetos weren't even available here in Singapore in the 90's πŸ˜‚

27.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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they want you to believe the guy on the left is a terrorist and the guy on the right isa good guy

19.12.2024 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Its true.

18.12.2024 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did bluesky became a milkshake duck?

13.12.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's following the American footstep. Get infamy, start a podcast.

13.12.2024 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're unc status, not that old yet.

11.12.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a green frog with big eyes is wearing a blue shirt and waving at the camera . ALT: a green frog with big eyes is wearing a blue shirt and waving at the camera .
10.12.2024 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Don't sell your soul, the talent is already inside you.
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Don't sell your soul, the talent is already inside you. zeropercentdiscountcomic.tumbler.com

Some people can already see the triple six, so I'm celebrating early.

10.12.2024 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 582    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

10.12.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7475    πŸ” 1014    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 40
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Hold up. I think Poison Ivy has a point here

10.12.2024 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
First comic panel: A woman pouring the contents of a jar into a pot. She says "A good amount of effort"

Second comic panel: The same woman is pouring some powder into the pot. She says "A handful of illusion".

Third comic panel: The woman is pouring the content of a bag into the pot. She says "Hours and hours and hours of investment..."

Fourth comic panel: The woman tries the recipe. She says "Mmmm..."

Fifth comic panel: She looks at front and says, with a smile "A perfect failure".

First comic panel: A woman pouring the contents of a jar into a pot. She says "A good amount of effort" Second comic panel: The same woman is pouring some powder into the pot. She says "A handful of illusion". Third comic panel: The woman is pouring the content of a bag into the pot. She says "Hours and hours and hours of investment..." Fourth comic panel: The woman tries the recipe. She says "Mmmm..." Fifth comic panel: She looks at front and says, with a smile "A perfect failure".

This is not a #comic about cooking btw 🫠

09.12.2024 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1629    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 15

Share a villain you love

10.12.2024 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

09.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 23330    πŸ” 3756    πŸ’¬ 702    πŸ“Œ 379
Grimace posing for a selfie

Grimace posing for a selfie

Private citizen who turned in Luigi Magione has been identified

09.12.2024 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 373    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

*what

10.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, we take whar we can get.

10.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#booksky #memes #plottwist

06.12.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14325    πŸ” 1362    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 51

the β€œdie hard is not a christmas movie” people are so much more annoying than the β€œdie hard is a christmas movie” people ever were

06.12.2024 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

Then the lesson has to be repeated

06.12.2024 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell your kids, seek out the librarians…instead of a policeman.🧐 It’d be safer, imo.

03.12.2024 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5558    πŸ” 724    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 18

I always thought her and the doctor who defended Robocop from the OCP execs in part 2 were the same person

04.12.2024 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got it, i don't necessarily like it though

04.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this past 24hr news cycle has been more critical of biden for violating institutional norms to pardon his own son for low level criminal offenses than violating international and us laws to aid israel in its genocide of palestinians. i feel like im losing my mind.

02.12.2024 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Why are people trusting Tesla in anything?

03.12.2024 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hehe..smol head cat

30.11.2024 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never not be a fan of light piping

30.11.2024 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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