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Rock nโ€™ Roll Folk Art Dogs Canadian Politics Not unhinged enough for the right, not sanctimonious enough for the left

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Hey, Carney agrees! ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.01.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The middle powers need to bind together.

17.01.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I flew for the first time in 15 years in 2024 with Air Canada and was disappointed in how much worse air travel had become.
In 2025 I flew with West Jet and was amazed at how much better AC was.
Iโ€™m glad they decided to keep their experience bad, not awful.

17.01.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ALMOST want to get a Twixxxer account so I can see what these clowns are saying, but Iโ€™d rather they stopped posting thereโ€ฆ.

17.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s still goldโ€ฆ. No bribe too small.

17.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m fucking with you, but seriously, as Canadians we turned a blind eye to a lot of the USAโ€™s monstrous crimes because we were on Team Monster. Between the US, China and Russia, only one has directly threatened us last year.
And IMAO, if youโ€™re defending Trump, lose the ๐ŸŒˆ from your handle.
โค๏ธCBCโค๏ธ

17.01.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress says wow ALT: a woman in a black dress says wow
17.01.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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North Minneapolis ICE shooting: Children hospitalized after flash bang, tear gas hits van

Well, thatโ€™s what you get if you try to go home. Smarten up people!

www.fox9.com/news/childre...

15.01.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Off the tableโ€™: Experts say U.S. military action against Canada โ€˜far-fetchedโ€™ Despite U.S. President Donald Trumpโ€™s latest actions in Venezuela and ramped up rhetoric about acquiring Greenland, both of which have renewed speculation from some about Trumpโ€™s American expansionism...

His whole presidency is far fetchedโ€ฆ a Simpsons gagโ€ฆ. That USians are awful enough to vote for him a second time? Far fetchedโ€ฆ.
Donโ€™t get comfortable Canadaโ€ฆ.

www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

15.01.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of maleficent with the words fools written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of maleficent with the words fools written on the bottom
15.01.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must be getting hard to create satirical headlines with that clown showโ€ฆ..

14.01.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lesser of two evils? ๐Ÿค”

14.01.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that songโ€ฆ. Dammit

13.01.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or inside the US.

11.01.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve known people like Trump. People who would lie about the weather and believe it.
Youโ€™re more evil because Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll know better but choose to lie anyway.

08.01.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regardless. Trump was without a doubt a rapist. But a legitimate news organization should refer to their subject by their official title.
The Guardian refers to Putin as president, not dictator.

03.01.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venezuelan President.
Not leader. Not Dictator.
Donโ€™t be propagandists.

03.01.2026 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s Venezuelaโ€™s president.

Would you call Trump The United States of Americaโ€™s dictator?

Smarten upโ€ฆ you guys are usually good at reporting.

03.01.2026 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think media should stop reporting the crew of the sunken ships by their alleged occupations and stick with the facts.
Civilians.

04.12.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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James Steidle: Downtown Prince George needs its dive bars back In buying and demolishing old hotels, the city took away places of refuge for many

This is true of so many citiesโ€ฆ. There used to be poor neighbourhoods, now there are replaced by speculators and house flippers.
The rents have tripled and the wages havenโ€™t even doubledโ€ฆ.

www.princegeorgecitizen.com/opinionlette...

03.11.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sorry about how I found out about you, but Iโ€™m glad I found out about you! Youโ€™re inspirationalโ€ฆ keep up the good work! ๐Ÿค˜

20.09.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many hot girls with one post following meโ€ฆ. Not too shabby for a 51 year old unemployed, out of shape, depressed man with few prospects!
Things are looking up!!

04.09.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

McCain putting Palin on the ticket was the beginning of the endโ€ฆ

29.08.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump, With Tariffs and Threats, Tries to Strong-Arm Nations to Retreat on Climate Goals

Heโ€™s literally turning into Mr. Burns.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/c...

27.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It almost makes me want get get a Twitter account ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a normal Canadianโ€ฆ.. disqualified ๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜‚

17.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect

17.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard on Spotifyโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿค”

03.08.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wrote a song a couple of nights agoโ€ฆ came together in about 20 minutesโ€ฆ. Itโ€™s been years since thatโ€™s happenedโ€ฆ Iโ€™m pretty pleased with it.

youtube.com/shorts/Rn3z1...

03.08.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was published after the election.

01.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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