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Matt Hooper Sharkologist

@cavemanj0nes.bsky.social

Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming

166 Followers  |  73 Following  |  403 Posts  |  Joined: 10.01.2025  |  2.0935

Latest posts by cavemanj0nes.bsky.social on Bluesky

Pokemon is scratching the itch like this franchise hasn't in years.

18.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Sideยฎ.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

17.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2492    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Damn, George Santos is, at the very least, the funniest option for this.

17.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Ars Technica guy is way out of his depth, oh my lord...

17.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reportedly? Nah man the turtle fell all the way down

17.10.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't in the first post, but I'm definitely in this reply ha haha ha
๐Ÿฅฒ

14.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine making six figures to not do anything you were entrusted to do.

โ€ฆgetting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.

โ€ฆbetraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.

The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.

13.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12779    ๐Ÿ” 4229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 407    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.

10.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2916    ๐Ÿ” 854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Trump just threatened to impose severe, unprecedented tariffs on Chinese imports. He wonโ€™t negotiate with Xi at the upcoming APEC summit, choosing to sink the global economy. The Dow is already down 300 points. This will devastate American small businesses and cause your expenses to skyrocket.

10.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2592    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

It's actually kind of remarkable how well those things protect against getting shot with pepperballs.

They literally bounce off.

10.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

08.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1108    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Oh my fucking God, speaking on the scale of history, the internet is our era's cotton gin lmao

08.10.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It begins.

08.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

06.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8570    ๐Ÿ” 1995    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 364    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

The entire country is walking on eggshells because a madman is hallucinating about crime sprees and burning cities.

06.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10324    ๐Ÿ” 2396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

Letโ€™s fast forward to when these ICE fuckers are all on trial for their crimes against humanity and the Constitution.

07.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9359    ๐Ÿ” 1823    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 451    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

It seems clearโ€”I think to everyone, nowโ€”that a false and illegal invocation of the Insurrection Act is coming before the end of the year. Media outlets should be telling us how they will prepare for this potential Treason. State governments should be telling us. Activists should be developing plans.

06.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15072    ๐Ÿ” 5678    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 520    ๐Ÿ“Œ 312

"The next Dem admin should prosecute and lock up Stephen Miller for good."

My brother in Christ there already was a next Dem admin that did no such thing, that let him come back and keep doing his thing, actually.

06.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ultimately, the fact that there *isn't* some overt radical left combined with the fact that they want to construct a make-believe one is proof that any construction and securitization of violent left-wing extremism will definitionally be used against unrelated civilians

30.09.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of yall still think impeachment is on the table at all and it's just so adorable.

01.10.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The endgame for all of this is constructing a military that will obey orders when ordered to fire on citizens. That's the throughline to half of what Trump is doing.

30.09.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5338    ๐Ÿ” 1525    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Everyone who ever told me "it gets better" fucking lied to me and I'm bitter about it.

30.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out โ€“ record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening โ€“ and that we wonโ€™t stand for it.

30.09.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40184    ๐Ÿ” 12550    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 815    ๐Ÿ“Œ 451

How was "breaking the Geneva conventions on POW's" not the end of this weirdos career?

29.09.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're calling that a "stunt" huh?

29.09.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah this whole thread has been a big eye opening "fucking yikes" for me.

28.09.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

......what exactly do you think this person meant by "we can have both" because I think you have woefully misread what they meant with that response.

28.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah because that claim is pants-around-your-ankles-silly on its face, and requires the same level of ignorance and cowardice that Jeffries himself has been showing in regards to this American political moment in 2025

28.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

26.09.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26723    ๐Ÿ” 7578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 826    ๐Ÿ“Œ 394

Kind of surreal that a government official was caught taking a $50,000 cash bribe and there's not even a question that he will continue serving as it nothing ever happened. Like even the most basic standards of public accountability are a joke.

23.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3672    ๐Ÿ” 1024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

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