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can't believe they're expecting me to take on tom homan

Bond risks the entire like world to save her and she should have just pulled Silva's trigger herself to make the point that no, James, you dumb asshole, self preservation is not the job.

I was like 1000% sure that's where the movie was going, so she could lead by example.

I believe very strongly that she spends the whole movie impressing on Bond that agents are supposed to be expendable for the greater good -- it's that whole opening bit!! -- and for her to go ahead and let Silva kill her so Bond could stop him would have really driven the point home.

Can't wait for the porno parody, DRAIN TEAMS

I have two strong movie opinions: Judi Dench should have blown her own brains out to prove a point at the end of SKYFALL and HAMNET sucks.

Yes, I am a dedicated hater.

Much like F1, the other nominee featuring Kerry Condon, it is better than HAMNET.

Just saw the last BP nominee I haven't seen yet (and the only one I didn't catch in theaters): the very very good TRAIN DREAMS.

man, maybe the manosphere is good fo rsomething

renate reinsve would kill as sandberg

i really wish we could get the social network sequel we deserve instead of whatever the fuck sorkin's doing

i did not but i have had all of the important parts summarized for me

that's such a bleak thought man. the dude runs around with a bow and arrow on his hawaiian compound like fuckin turok dinosaur hunter

i feel like the eventual priscilla chan crashout is going to be something else

between elon, bezos and gates like -- look i don't know their first wives personally but they seem to have exponentially more integrity than those dudes

are there any leaders and captains of industry who AREN'T the most divorced guys on the planet

I turn on my PS6 to be greeTed by AI aloy with gigantic honkers doing a simulated podcast with AI Joel Last of Us. “I think the male emotional crisis is real“ says AI Aloy. “yes,“ says AI Joel. “The only solution is eugenics, and this month’s free titles on PlayStation Plus, which include”

If I had to read in the news that my dad fucked so many girls on pedophile island that he had to try to slip my mom sti pills i think i'd go insane

the text significantly undersells how insane the reveal in this video is

pretty sure jeffrey epstein didn't need to accept any tickets or go to any theaters to see a cursed child

thank you. thank you

also the reason i never got the indiana jones dlc. all games i want to play! i would like for microsoft to be better about israel so I can do so! I am not betting on it happening!

yeah, can confirm that BDS is straight up basically the only reason I didn't get it (or doom, for that matter). but it was probably an even harder sell for a game where moralistic anticapitalism is like, the entire deal

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i think all the time about how in INFINITE JEST david foster wallace imagined a future where we all got dumber watching moronic advertisement videos on larger and larger and larger screens, and how much he fucked up with the screen size bit

everyone was like "nobody wants this shit" but like 5-10 years later everybody wants that shit

in all honesty how bleak is it that quibi now feels ahead of its time

do you not like getting quick bites of video content? quibis, if you will?

X, the Everything App

i'm mid meeting and trying not to crack up at "the frugal debunker dot com"