Your Pal Jace

now I do feel crummy because I started reading a book last night before bed and instead of stopping I just read until 1am to finish the book which was not a good idea because now I have a massive headache and my eyes hurt but that’s neither here nor there.

Today I actually ate some food for lunch and, this may shock some of you, as a result don’t feel like hot garbage at 3:00pm.

Who could have guessed this could happen

This car has more than 1.2 million km on it — and it's still going strong | CBC News Andy Campbell's 1985 Toyota Tercel has travelled the equivalent of 1.5 round trips to the moon.

This guy whips. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Like, the ultimate take away is that I cannot imagine wanting to see ANY movie or visual experience on this screen that wasn’t explicitly made for it, because it’s going to look like shit. Why tf did they choose an 86 year old movie.

notebook that says "shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet."

yeag no shit theyre too long for that

A dragon laying on top a gold pile with gems and a chest

dragon enjoying their hoard

logging onto Bluesky

sorry but we have to trample on everyone else’s rights and target queer people so we can keep kids safe, instead of parents actually monitoring their kids device time and using parental control software

What a fucking stupid response to someone rightfully bringing up the intent of these laws in other countries and how it’s concerning that she is (for the THIRD TIME) trying to get this bill passed.

“We’re Canada so when we do bad things that have been proven not to work and actively harm LGBTQ+ people, it’s good actually :)”

If parents want to protect their kids online they should stop giving their kids unfettered access to devices and use parental control software or settings.

When Charles got pole I was like “I wonder how Ferrari will fuck him over this time?”

I just wish weird psychosexual obsessions functioned the way they used to. 19th century weirdos aiming to end masturbation made us both a breakfast cereal and a tasty cracker. That NEVER happens today. Nobody tries to criminalize IUDs and accidentally invents a new kind of Milano.

Green dragon surrounded by leaves

more dragon!

this month’s sticker club is allll dragons!

Look at this cutie!!!

I really like this shade, it is so pretty!!

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

"Just quit" mean but it's Star Trek: JUST WARP OUT ... you can leave!!! bad ai super nova time loop pakleds dock impounding twovix trade disput too fancy outpost borg if your quick relation ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit

Reminded I made this back on cohost

Racoon: what is this stuff?

Me: it’s our garbage

Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?

Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it

Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

A new Monster Hunter Stories game?? yesss

omg we can do the nintendo chat as we battle each other

Let’s talk about gods gift to sandwiches, The Boston Brute

well he can’t READ what else is he supposed to do

This lady is gonna be on Forbes Top 10 Billion Dollar Scam Ladies and then everyone is gonna be shocked 2 years later when she is on the cover of Times magazine with an article titled “MiCRIMEplastics…the fall of Forbes Top 10 Billion Dollar Scam Lady. Then Hulu will make a movie about it.

A lot of 12 year olds are going to learn the phrase "op sec" in the next few years.

"Are those burner shoes?"
"I didn't think --"
"You're not SUPPOSED to fucking THINK, Skylar, you're supposed to follow FUCKING PROTOCOL."

I think instead of trying to make everything a discourse or praxis online people should just complain to their friends in DM’s or offline. Gives you the same lift of “people agree with me” without the rest of us being subjected to it.

Bitchin’ to your friends, it’ll do ya right.

Maybe in order to understand mankeeping, we have to look at the word itself: "mankeeping". Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "eeping". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankeeping.

If the Minister of Justice is counseling the Chief Electoral Officer to disregard the law, it makes you wonder what kind of advice he's offering the premier and the rest of government.

Predictably, the move is sowing further distrust in the democratic system, including elections and courts.

we have to kill the computer

Rest in peace to Tom Lehrer, man…

a black and white cat standing in on the windowsill in a bathroom, she is bent over to rub her face on the edge of the windowsill.

a black and white cat standing in on the windowsill in a bathroom, she is bent over to rub her face on the edge of the windowsill but now her head is entirely upside down while her butt is in the air

Snoopy loves to race you to the bathroom so she can do this at you while you try to pee