"Did you see where that good looking man who was just in the Oval Office with me went? He has beautiful dark hair, a beard, and kind eyes. I MISS HIM!!!"

I think he’s below foot fungus but above anal warts

The whole Bubba thing takes a turn

For people who complain about trans people all the time, there’s no way I can be convinced that’s a cisgender woman

There’s no polls, even Rasmussen, that are good for Trump.

They really love their hate more than anything

Yup
I don’t even know why Cuomo is still around
My fear is he will primary Hochul, Republicans love him

He probably thought it was real
His brain is a bowl of oatmeal

Did they even fund WIC in the most recent budget?
Since when do Republicans care about starving people?
They had no problem cutting SNAP to the bone

It’s almost impossible for the federal government to shut down elections
It’s made clear in the Constitution that elections are the states responsibility. It was done to avoid this exact scenario

Imagine if Lenny Bruce or George Carlin were around.
Trae Crowder is probably the closest these days

Another stupid fucking column by Ezra “bend the knee” Klein platforming hateful racist Ben Shapiro, titled “Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation”

Jeffery Dahmer and I Talk Cooking Recipes

And she wonders why she got booted from Blue Sky before she even posted

He can’t walk
His feet, ankles and calves are so swollen he’s probably got severe neuropathy. His walk on the red carpet in Alaska proved he needs a walker
The guy is dying.
That’s congestive heart failure, he’s wearing a catheter because he’s on high doses of diuretics.
I give him 6 months

His ankles are like balloons, he walks like he has severe neuropathy, and there’s something up with his balance. I’m going with dementia with a side of congestive heart failure

By this standard, I wouldn’t be a citizen. 3 of my grandparents were immigrants who came to the United States in the 1910’s. I imagine, they weren’t treated especially well by those whose families had a few generations in.
They came here for a better life, a better future.

No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.

We’re definitely catching up
Trump’s war on the homeless, wanting them imprisoned, locked in psych wards. There’s no funding for psychological treatment, or space in psychiatric hospitals. But, his latest plan? Use Angola Prison in Louisiana

Ask them if they saw South Park

Vlad has video
There’s something out there Trump is terrified of

He’s right
Ever met a Trump supporter who had doubts? No, you haven’t

None of it is compatible
I wish people would look at MTG is doing, distancing herself from Trump and his sycophants
She’s probably feeling out a presidential bid

How do we know Trump is lying, his lips are moving

That dude is going to shiv Trump by New Year’s

I’m also an optimist.
The weight of this administration’s failures will collapse it.
The pendulum swings both ways, last time Reported swung to the extreme right, they lost Congress for over 50 years

No teacher from a Blue State is going to Oklahoma to teach. Blue states pay enough that teachers aren’t selling plasma and driving Uber to cover their bills