Gold Top Nuts

Nobody expected a win, but nobody expected a blowout, When you’re getting 5 years, $50 million, and have 6 Super Bowl rings, more is expected. This looked like a “we missed a bowl game and Coach is retiring” game.

Anyways, fuck Belicheat. - salty Dolphins fan.

But are they selling the right one or the left one?

Sipping shower water > crisp glass water

I’d recommend brushing up on some Goldeneye 64. ‘Tis the season.

All the mentally stable ones are here, plus you.

Because he was AI generated. Sorry if you’re just realizing this now.

This was the age that your computer was obsolete by the time you drove home from CompUSA.

It probably will be. Remember how Trump tried to shake down Zelensky during his first term? It’s not ideal but if it keeps the world order for the next 4 years…

For that oh so special someone in your life. 💞

Which makes me think that the “Deport them” thing will be the new “build the wall.” They’ll deport a few of the absolute worst, realize there is no way they can actually accomplish the goal because they don’t have a real plan, unroll the “mission accomplished” banner and call it a day.

No, China pays for the tariffs so it’s not inflationary. You don’t get it do you?

(I am being sarcastic)

Joe Biden is expected to plant himself in the Amazon and become the President of the Wise Mystical Talking Trees 🌲

Proving to Bluesky why you have *zero* followers. It’s almost like you’re not wanted here. At all.

He sounds like a guy who wakes up and gargles with hot asphalt.

Cost-of-living was the huge and (likely) the main factor. Inflation and COVID affected everyone. Americans felt Trump botched Covid and elected Biden. Americans felt Biden botched inflation and elected Trump.

I asked my 4 1/2 year old son if he wanted the cool Dark Falcon lego set or the boring ‘ole regular Falcon and he said the regular one because it has all the good Jedi and none of the bad Jedi.

Kids are lame af.

I wonder at what point X goes from the point of no return with respect to user migration to here.

I have to respectfully disagree with you. I think 20% cumulative inflation under Biden had a lot to do with the result. Although people shouldn’t blame Biden, they did. Most western democracies had issues this cycle due to inflation and the US was not spared from that trend.

Ah, gotcha.

Welcome to what Twitter once was. Enjoy!

It went a long ago.

Back for good.

*mic drop*

Bro, they just figured out who did Tupac. They’re still looking for Nicole Brown Simpson’s killer. These things take time…

Donald Trump court appearance could spectacularly backfire The former president may testify at civil fraud trial in front of judge he has previously described as "deranged."

*sigh*”Your honor, my client would like to say a few words.”

A goose asking what kind of emergency are you expecting to need gold bars for? WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY BOB?!

I remember the shitty game boy version of mortal kombat having Goro be extremely beatable in the first around and then impossible in the second round and I feel like I broke a game boy at one point because of it.