Andy Cooper

#BeatLA

Betchya that glizzy juice fire.

We talkin bout a #GeneralStrike yet?

Is it just me or are the broadcast shots & cuts of this #ALCS hella dramatic‽
Go @mariners.com btw - 🔱

I’ve been in Southern Spain long enough to recognize different accents of the people from the U.K..

a man sits at a table holding a mug ALT: a man sits at a table holding a mug

Can’t decide which is better, Sean Penn’s walk or Benicio del Toro’s small beers.

4 soldiers charged with sexual assault in JBLM barracks Four Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldiers have been charged in connection with a sexual assault that occurred at the base last year.

Meanwhile…
4 soldiers charged with sexual assault in JBLM barracks | FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul www.fox9.com/news/jblm-so...

Angry mob throws rocks, sets fire to Cozumel military base on allegations of sexual abuse - Riviera Maya News Cozumel, Q.R. -- State officials say an investigation has been started into allegations of sexual abuse against a minor girl.

Military dude probably diddled a kid in Cozumel so the local community stormed the base last night.
¡Viva Mexico!
🇲🇽
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@michfit.bsky.social & I were definitely too old to be in the club tonight.
Didn’t care.
Kept dancin’.

Done.

Gracias amigo.

My son’s getting married today. #ProudDad

I’m no fan of the boot licker @joelengardio.bsky.social either but help me understand how recalling him is a good thing.
The Highways closed, and will remain closed forever.
A recall only gives the Billionaire Mayor a chance to appoint a new Supe.
How’s that any better?

Perfect.
Nicely done❤️

Congrats on that move-you’re a 5 minute ride to Thanh Long on the 18 (when it shows up).
I’m still in love with New Orleans and probably always will be. My kids getting married there soon as a matter of fact.
We’re in Spain at the moment. You can tell it’s Spain from all the pig legs everywhere.

Hello there. How youze doing?

Better 1?
Better 2?

👏🏽 thank you for your service.
Cane we wait until 2028 tho?

Was in Lisbon during the blackout.
An old boomer tuned his car radio into the emergency broadcast station, turned it all the way up with the car doors open…in the dark.
He was the news source for the entire block.
The revolution in 74 musta been pretty cool.

The @tacobell.bsky.social in Spain has two types of veggie meat. ¡Ole!

What’s your favorite microplastic flavor?
1. Blue Razzberry
2. NuCar
3. Cola
4. Yellow Lego™️

Did the neolibs beat fascism with their punny signs yet?

So far, my only regret about Europe is forgetting to take better notes about all the cheese.

Been in Portugal for 3 days and my Portuguese is basically Spanish with an offensive Italian accent.

Poverty porn producers like Ricci Wynne exist only to make you hate your city & divide your community.

Good one ChatGPT, good one.

Curious what ya choose tbh

Same. Pretty sure my heart stopped.

Siri, remind me tomorrow morning that I ate beets today.

Their greatest trick was convincing you that a PowerPoint of Monet projected onto the walls of an empty Honda dealership was somehow culture.