Ingy McMonologue

YouTube video by Universal Pictures The Woman In The Yard | Official Trailer

youtu.be/1s-Ko4J3mWs

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

Hi, are you doomscrolling?

sometimes they get a little stuck in there

jiggling email inbox to see if i can get a specific email to fall out

Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 what US taxes cover now that all the services are being dismantled? Because it's certainly not oversight, regulation, education, public health or research.

"why don't you wear a suit" - a guy in a baseball cap

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

We should have a four-day work week by now. It’s the future. I need more time to deal with it

it is i, the packager of all phở takeout orders. yes, i will forever levy a 30% mung bean sprout and 60% thai basil tax. no, i will not reveal how we keep the broth scalding hot in the plastic container. yes, you will return. people always return

we are in the weirdest timeline

How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?

Sign of the day…

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country's billionaires

an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

Thanks this was a great read

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

America isn't a company, it shouldn't be ran like one

I've had the pleasure of working for a business that the owners bled to death intentionally. They did it by:
- laying off half the staff
- pocketing the extra money
- leaving half of us to scramble to keep the ship sailing
- firing the rest of us when it didn't work
- pissing off with a lot of money

*digging ever closer to the center of the earth* There has to be some of my dignity down here somewhere.

Stay humble by listening to a recording of your own voice.

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

when the crowd cheers for the Nazi salute, what you have is a crowd full of Nazis

there, there, little toad ❤️

A good point from my partner - if this is an experiment, when do we get the control group season of "Love is Blind"? Is that on Prime or what.

Me as a kid when The Simpsons came on: oh my show is on

Me now when I get the guy on tiktok who eats 60 year old MREs: oh my show is on

Minnesota is now South Manitoba. I don't make the rules.

I have a theory that the worse the world seems, the better horror movies get. Like everything is going to shit, but we're really artistically tapping into something here.