Jacob

Zuck is a cuck

“I’ve never had a cartoon killed because of who or what I chose to aim my pen at. Until now.” Why Ann Telnaes quit her editorial cartoonist job at the Washington Post and why she’s my newest hero anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

Dear Judge Merchan,

I believe it would be extremely reasonable of you to sentence Donald Trump to four years and two months of home confinement at Mar-a-Lago with a gag order and a travel ban.

Effective immediately.

Thank you.

If you’re in need of a laugh…

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

Why does America not automatically prosecute Americans for acts of terrorism when they drive cars into a bunch of people or shoot up a school or church? Or attack the Capitol? They’re literally terrorizing American people. This is so fkng dumb I can’t take it. We’re enabling & encouraging terrorism.

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

Does anyone actually know what Auld Lang Syne means?

Mad respect for her and wishing her good health!

This will never get old 🤣

Low blood pressure

Morning 💋

This can’t be real…right?!!?

Linda Lavin and Jimmy Carter dying on the same day is somehow appropriate because "Alice" may have been the most Carter Era TV show ever.

The Jackets are 4 points out of a playoff spot and 10 from last place. There is no point looking back, they have come this far—finish the job.

With all due respect to Matthew Perry, maybe Musk will meet the same fate.

Yup…Josh Allen would have been a bum if he’d been drafted by the Browns.

The extent to which the Haslams have set this organization back with the Watson deal is incredible

“The people who are only leaving the US to avoid the Trump presidency are weak.”

- Jimmy Carter

Know what I enjoy about this app? Haven’t heard a single person complain when I choose to speak on a non-sports topic. It is possible and healthy to have multiple interests.

Cade York 😂😂😂

“I can’t believe the leopards are eating my face” says person who voted for the face eating leopard party

Reminder—this guy just recently promoted AfD, Germany’s racist “the Nazis weren’t THAT bad” party.

Deshaun Watson being back with the Browns in 2025 does not mean Deshaun Watson should (or will) throw another pass in a Browns uniform.

Olivier went to the bench in pain, sat out for about 15 seconds, saw a stoppage and his line out there ... and went to join them. Hockey player.

#CBJ

lol, had the same thought

Double hatty watch. Mony and Vronkov!!

Joe Sacco gonna get fired 😂😂

#CBJ gonna get Joe Sacco fired 😂😂

That’s not the point. Healthcare needs an overhaul and CEOs do not deserve to be gunned down in the street. Both are true. The first doesn’t make the second acceptable. Hard stop.