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dril tweet: "(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]"

playing a paradox game, part 2

I'm watching that new Frankenstein movie and the lack of breakfast cereal or even a single pink berry so far is extremely concerning

The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

"Great holes are dug where Earth's pores ought to suffice, and things that ought to crawl have learned to walk" in the Zohran font

I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator

At this point there's been enough churn in my followers between twitter and here so most of you may not know this:

Not only are pokémon edible, the inside of a pokémon is a perfectly homogenous, smooth-textured material not entirely unlike a forcemeat. There are no bones or organs to speak of.

And next stop on our tour of Video Gaeming is Zephon! I have also acquired alcohol, so this stream is going to get a little loose.

About to go live with some Path of Achra, a very cool game for beautiful humans to play.

Going live now for Extra Life 2025! Come hang out! Or don't! I'm not your boss!
www.twitch.tv/robotparking

Going to play some Quake 1 deathmatch (room code PGHN) if anyone wants to play!

Going live now for Extra Life 2025! Come hang out! Or don't! I'm not your boss!
www.twitch.tv/robotparking

Battlestar Galactica Deadlock getting delisted everywhere is a huge loss. That game came out with little fanfare and had no business being as good as it was. It's still something I boot up and play very regularly.

#PitchYaGame

🌐 NEUROCRACY 🌐

A sci-fi detective game that invites you to solve a murder by hunting for clues across the Wikipedia of the year 2049 🕵️‍♀️

⭐ "Ambitious" - The Guardian
⭐ "Brilliant" - Eurogamer
⭐ "Compelling" - Waypoint

Dive in for free: omnipedia.app
More information: neurocracy.site

Sorry to SpacedockPost on Sojourn, but just want to signal boost this unfortunate situation.

The game and DLCs are heavily discounted on GOG so grab em if you've ever wanted to.

Battlestar Galactica Deadlock was my first gig with a major sci-fi IP and a fond memory for me. Very sad outcome.

-Dan

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

30-50 feral hogs
In my yard, while small kids play
Panic bells, it's red alert!
There's something here from somewhere else!
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
When 30-50 feral hogs go by

Neo Cab

Pathologic 2

Fallen London

Epic Night

I'm currently doing contract work but I'm still looking for more – contract or full-time. I'm a narrative designer, writer, systems designer, and game designer with a decade of game dev experience, on projects ranging from indie games, to IP support for a major studio, to interactive video.

Pork Chop looking smug in the arcade saying "Did ya hear? Dick Cheney is taking the Devil's knot in Hell." from the deathgenerator.com Doug's Big Game generator.

Ok I made a fresh one.

Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

Hello, reminder that I'm doing this on Saturday, starting probably around 10:30 AM EST and ending whenever my body gives out and I want to eat dinner (usually around 7 or 8 PM).

I know it's tough out there, so anything helps (passing this along, well-wishing, hanging out on Saturday - all great)!

Dick Cheney's big pumper has failed him for the last time

Blaseball

Welp

heart’s broken like that bat, beautiful team of beautiful guys

this series was not an actual sports event it was a supernatural event and we must honor its strange rules

Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar-ass game

MY HEART IS IN MY ASS

[actively on fire] great double play

[through gritted teeth] this is objectively an excellent baseball game