Haley

excellent. now all we need is paper skin;

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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Can u make this one specific other person do that pls

Bad news for @curses.zone I have become even more annoying about this

Existentially yes

My friends listening to me talk about my crush

That was my FIRST thought baby

Reading this right after I picked up an entire shelving unit off the sidewalk with a free sign on it lmfao

Pistachio!

Look what Marie Louise in Mt Vernon did for me 🥹

I need to catch you up on this I thought it was good but now I no longer do

@curses.zone will be happy to know that I am currently avoiding simply asking someone if they are free this weekend by posting this

a swimming pool with waves crashing against the shore ALT: a swimming pool with waves crashing against the shore

WE TALKIN WOMENS BASKETBALL???

WNBA team in Philly? I’m moving back good bye Baltimore

Are they making DPW crews go out in this heat? If so what safety precautions are they taking?

I pretend I do not see it

No

The mayor said to avoid Canton Crossing… my brother in Christ I am already thirty steps ahead of you on that directive

Who among us, etc etc

He was adamant like “I’ve seen it before! I’ve lived in this neighborhood for a long time!” and I was like yes… I’ve been to one basketball game though and you’ll never believe what happened

my neighbor who’s an older white guy saw our other neighbor’s teen kid (not white) shooting hoops and loudly said to me “Watch out for that. It starts with just one of them on the sidewalk and then more and more show up” and I was like yeah… that’s how basketball works

A light yellow and white crab spider on a black background

A light yellow and white crab spider on a black background

CRAB SPIDER TIME BAYBEE

The vet sent pictures from when the dogs were boarded there and—

I hate when I share a time I was mistreated and the other person's immediate response is "oh I'd NEVER let that happen to me." ok well something bad is about to happen to you right now though

If they’re going to do this they should use it to pay DPW trash collectors more. But they won’t

My sole function on The App is to remind my neighbors that the noise is still just a fox. This comes up surprisingly frequently.

Conowingo Dam area in MD:

Do you guys remember the NYPD dance team lmao

This is the hill I will die on. I will never stop asking them this. I remain resolute ✊ 😂