James

"Hate that, man... Praying for the best🙏" Was originally: "Hate that man... Praying for the best🙏"

Patrick Mahomes explains why commas are important:

The so-called 'Stussy S' in a side by side comparison with the suspiciously similarly-structured Kabbalah Tree of Life.

Y'all ain't ready for this conversation

Taurus: The best revenge is Living Well, the sentient water source that will destroy your enemies.

Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"

TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

I have a goal. After watching Sonic Highways, I’m actually feeling inspired. Not going to allow my fucked up sense of not being good enough or creative enough enough stop me. I’m going to record music. I’ve got some ideas. Nothing like depression to make me focus what creativity I have.

Folks, this promo picture of Arnie and Sandahl Bergman might be the most 1982 picture ever taken.

Alien Sex Fiend

Same, tbh.

Yeah absolutely. It’s absurd bc as far as I know, many of the parents all work. Makes no sense.

I can appreciate how low key horny BlueSky is. Bravo.

Me bragging in a locker room with the boys: “yeah my wife is perpetually exhausted”

Don't Be a Menace to Clit Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

a screenshot of Dj Khalee stating he doesn’t perform oral sex but expects it from his wife because he’s a king and Smash Mouth quote tweeting it with “a king who doesn’t is no king at all”

with the passing of Smash Mouth’s lead singer may we remember the true art of their legacy

Just learned my sons soccer practice is Wednesday afternoon, not even after work. Not sure how they think parents can bring the kids when you damn near have to have both parents working to afford MA. Fucking ridiculous.

Fucking WHAT?! There is so much content, legit don’t know how y’all can pump out so many great shows.

why don’t you labor on your genitals while looking at my porn today

Took melatonin last night for the first time. Still up early because my insulin pump was empty. 🤦‍♂️ I will never feel rested.

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

I wasn’t a Parrothead but seeing all these lovely stories about Jimmy (this is just one of many) has given me such respect for him. rest well, kind sir.

For inexplicable reasons, my brain every so often sings Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” as “Take It Off.” Probably speaks more to my perverted brain more than anything else.

I finished the NYC episode of Sonic Highways last night. Loved hearing about all the musical history. Also made me intensely regret dropping out from getting a degree in audio engineering. I hope the rest of the series can musically inspire me.

e-Fucker 🤣 Sounds accurate.

The longer I’m on social media, the more I realize I don’t know what I’m doing with it. So I’ll continue to shout into the void.

Skyrim with a big fucking moon

Masser in Skyrim

🌕 Modded a new giant moon into Skyrim to celebrate spooky season

I wish my brains hold music would ever actually present itself when I’m near an instrument.