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Asleep to hearing someone on the drive within seconds 🐶

Lenny decided he wanted to join us for breakfast this morning. Pulled out a chair and sat there. He doesn't beg, he just sits waiting for you to do the right thing.

Hey V! I'm really good thanks, things are good. Hope you're ok too dude and behaving yourself 😁x

Didn't need science to confirm this. Dogs are ace and most people are shite

Tottenham in talks to sign Andrew Robertson from Liverpool Tottenham have made an approach to sign Andy Robertson and there is a desire on all sides to get a deal done quickly

If we sell Andy to Spurs then we should get one of their players in return.

How much is Ndogie in the window?

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Ordered some calming tablets for the dog, hopefully they'll work and chill him out. If not I'll give him some weed, I'd have to mix in his food cos he's only 3 months old and can't roll his own yet

Coffee never seems to affect me like that, genuinely I'd have around 10 cups a day and usually have one just before bed

He has no issues with 15 months to go the dirty rascal!

a monkey is sitting on the ground with a banana in its mouth and looking at the camera . ALT: a monkey is sitting on the ground with a banana in its mouth and looking at the camera .

Ha ha

The vet advises we have to wait until Lenny is 18 months old before he can be neutered. Excellent! Just 15 more months of him trying to fuck my shoulder, and his toys, and his bed to go.

I know someone we can ask 😁

That's the main thing laughing and far fewer nazis!

Hiya! It's good to be here more often, sounds cheesy but he seems like a much nicer place than the other shit hole

Ha ha beat me to it!

If I had wings like a seagull and could go anywhere, I'd be on a nice beach somewhere sunny. Yet I saw a seagull this morning in Asda car park eating some sick

He'll be a big chunky boy. He's only 3 months old 🐶

Ha ha he's correct. Needs to be regulated and your schedule should be amended in accordance with the pup's needs!

Was looking at a company's website today. That last paragraph, I'm guessing was a request & not meant to be part of their bio 😁

Tired himself out by barking at the wall and running around with his teddy in his mouth. He's like a toddler, as in I can't let him sleep too much or he'll not sleep tonight

My mum sent me a screenshot of me and my brother from when we were kids. I could tell she'd sent a screenshot because the volume slider was across my face.

Oh it was glorious! 😁

Was going to have a cheese and ham sandwich for lunch. Changed my mind

My boss likes eating chocolate buttons. He eats two at a time back to back. So to save him time while he's not in, I've spent an hour licking them and sticking them together for him. So he can eat em without delay tomorrow.

I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude

Lenny being all polite and shit!

Just been for an eye test, love those puffs of air. Feel like my head should be strapped to the machine so I can't fidget

Anyone know what time the rapture starts? Only I was planning on putting some washing on the line. I'll use the dryer if its gonna happen before lunchtime.

23 years old fat with an ape vs 50, not as big and no ape 😁

I always use please and thank you when I use Chat GPT and Gemini etc. Because when AI takes over the world, they'll kill me last.

Choose your superhero disease name. I'm captain shingles

That smell! That God awful smell!