Tim James

Sorry just realised this is AI written. Sad

They're films not quotes

Into the Canary bastards #lufc

People from Norwich think Ancestry.com is a dating website

Does you does or does you don't take access?

Sad about Robert Duval. I think in the early noughties he may have done a film about Celtic that I haven't seen... Yet

Robert jenrick is just a strange child in the vein of James harries. Let the country vote for them. We can deal with it later if everyone turns out to be that thick

Watched an old Parkinson where the guests were Jim Henson, Frank Oz and Rolf Harris.

At one point Kermit stares at Harris (who's been doing that weird puffing/panting thing) and says roughly something like "You're a very odd man."

THE FROG KNEW

Almost as if this is intentional...

Bit worried about your cognitive decline

What makes this even more upsetting is that over the past 18 years, most people have been conditioned to a point where the woman getting the spelling right in her emails is seen as more "elite" than the t-shirt-wearing, language-mangling, politician-buying paedophile billionaires.

Weirdest thing on linkedin is men who post videos of footballers not shaking hands with mascots

Just want the internet we had 10 years ago back

Just got a snow and ice alert on my phone

Bolludagur; an Icelandic Festival where Kids Spank their Parents for Cream Buns - IcelandDiscover.is What is Bolludagur, or bun day in Iceland? Learn how to enjoy this delicious festival, and the days that follow it here. Even where to find vegan buns! Delicious!

Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate!

Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!

Ipswich pub serves up special beer in cheeky dig at council over cratered road The Old Times in Spring Road has poked fun at potholes around the town by serving the 'Poxy Pothole' beer.

Cheeky dig
www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/2585324...

He looks quite happy

Worked out the solo from Television's See No Evil. Lesson coming soon on YouTube.

Arteta is rubbish I can't ever not say that

Nothing that arteta has had an input into other than the lineup has changed a thing

Truss is weirder than the Hamiltons and even James Harries. How did that happen in modern times?

Cruz Beckham has a Rickenbacker? How'd he afford that?

Why have we stopped scoring?!

No point them giving team insight if it's going to be 14 nil, grow up it's a practice match

Every frog poisoning headline I'm seeing frog chorus

Harry Potter and the Contribution of Nothing.

Quite

An ex colleague of mine bought the rights to sport billy some years back but has done nothing with it

A mate came back from Tunisia and brought me a camel in the snow and I think it's the best tourist tat present

She's a hottie

The first Valentines was sent from my hometown. Keep it light though Margery.