Tim James

Jesus Christ. Defund the BBC. I don't have words.

Farage doing one of his boat videos only walking around the West End after 9pm dressed as a buxom lady dripping in jewellery. It's what he wants

I see the BBC are having another Reform day

Sure that's exciting, once in every 100 years for 10mins

Title page of 1577 pamphlet: "A straunge, and terrible Wunder wrought very late in the parish church of Bungay: a town of no great distance from the citie of Norwich, namely the fourth of this August, in the yeere of our Lord 1577. in a great tempest of violent raine, lightning, and thunder, the like wherof hath been seldome seene. With the appeerance of an horrible shaped thing, sensibly perceiued of the people then and there assembled. Drawen into a plain method according to the written copye. by Abraham Fleming."

Brace yourselves. It’s the 448th anniversary today of the documented and very real appearance of the Terrifying! Satanic! One-Eyed! ghost dog Black Shuck at two churches in Suffolk, where he wilfully murdered “two persons, as they were kneeling uppon their knees, and occupied in prayer”

I simply wouldn't be one of those stupid fish in the first place #blueplanet

Get Richard Curtis on this immediately:

28 years later is pretty good. But extremely strange and out of sync last 15mins

September? No one gives anyone 48hrs to do anything anymore

Several people reckon they’ve seen him driving before.

He's such a stupid cunt, just make that the tone of any reporting. Why ignore it?

I may have traded a night out at a festival for a night in with the cat, watching Taken 3. I'm fine with that

In honour of the win BBC two are showing old misogyny repeats

There's a film called Eddington and it's not about Paul Eddington 🤷

What's Derek Smalls 🤔 'smalls' underwear? - Stevie Nicks (knickers?)

Zarla Verified Purchase Portrait of a Marriage Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 July 2025 A fascinating and highly readable book about the marriage of GMTV presenter Fiona Phillips and her husband Martin Frizzel, and how they coped after Fiona's diagnosis with early onset Alzheimer's Disease at the age of just 61. The disease has progressed very quickly since the diagnosis in 2022, when Fiona was still able to enjoy nights out and holidays in Italy. They travelled to their house in Italy in summer 2024, but Fiona didn't recognise it, felt very uncomfortable, and cried to go home, which they did after just three days. Martin's sections of the book are compelling. Even for a journalist, he writes well, and should consider writing novels or non fiction at some stage. I also think he could have an excellent second marriage with his friend Kate Garraway at some point in the future. He doesn't mention Kate or any other woman in this context of course and is firmly loyal to Fiona, as Kate was to Derek, but after Fiona has sadly passed away ! could see this match happening.

Incredible review of Fiona Phillips new book on living with Alzheimer’s, presumably written by Kate Garraway

Or Alan Partridge

What would not be cool if someone addressed me as Dear Herr Von Dimwit

I think I'd like it if every email I got said Herr James instead of Mr. Would make junk mail feel special

The only wrestlemania I liked was the animal, biting open the corner pads and spitting the foam out. That and the Cindy lauper video

Clapham part time neighbours too thick to take their bins out each week have come up with a genius idea. They keep ordering more bins, buying them a few more months. Though they now can't get to their door 🤷

Someone I know showed me an AI film they had 'made' and they were tired from creating all day. It looked mental

You can't refer to someone as the price of darkness then go ape shit about a play on words about them

Tbh heading tributes from frank Bruno and similar feels like a lot more

Guardian Music Journos, prepare your invoices!

Ossie Ardilles (who has not actually died, in case you were wondering)

RIP

Maybe that's why they're ringing the church bells here

Why is he boss eyed??

Smelly Osborne