John-Luke Roberts

It's fun to sing these six words

Thinking "OK so they've done a deep fake, I don't know how I feel about this"

I read this and spent 30 seconds thinking this was an OK Go video and trying to work out what the game was

TROY CLUB! Wednesday 1st October (that's tomorrow)! With one of my favourite lineups we've ever had, including headliner JAIN EDWARDS @jainedwards.bsky.social! The Black Heart, Camden, 8 p.m. (7:30 doors)! Come along, tickets here: wegottickets.com/event/675880

Don't worry, there would also be alternatives to the scampi fry route to citizenship under my regime.

Maybe it's 6 monthly

I couldn't keep up with that intake personally

No I think it's 24 packs a month

You shouldn't have to pass the UK citizenship test if you can prove you have scampi fries on a standing order.

I introduced my US friend to scampi fries, and she was so thrilled by them she has ordered 24 packs to be delivered on a standing order. You never know what it will be that bridges a cultural divide.

That's true

Yeah. I mean, I would have liked some higher stakes generally, and a more movie-sized plot, but it was still a pleasure to spend the time in their company, and they're still very very good at being those characters

All political tribes can be hypocritical but the right's current level of hypocrisy on free speech is deliberate. It's an assertion of power not a blindspot.

I thought it was as good as the extras on the This Is Spinal Tap DVD from the noughties, and they were pretty good

Lots of stars and award laurels to celebrate the past

Soho run weds to Saturday this week, and UK tour dates announced soon to celebrate the future

Soho run kicks off tonight! So I'm looking back and forwards today. Very proud of everything we've achieved with this show so far, and very excited to be taking it on tour in 2026!

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[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

This Is Not A Cult Tickets | £5.50 | 16 Sept @ Camden Comedy Club, London | DICE **This Is Not A Cult** Top comics trying new material for the price of a pint. This Is Not A Cult was recommended by TimeOut and included in their list of t...

Tomorrow! Come see @jlukeroberts.bsky.social Will Rowland @barrstard.bsky.social Yuriko Kotani, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes and @adamlarter.bsky.social at Camden Comedy Club!
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Joz Norris, heroic, in the Soho Theatre Downstairs space

Miranda Holms, Joz Norris, Jon Brittain, Jake Wood and Queenie Miller, ebullient in the Soho Theatre Downstairs space

Joz Norris, demure, in front of his own poster

Holidays* are** coming

* Soho Theatre run
** is

Thanks to all who've booked tickets so far! Any help spreading the word so we can sell it out is so appreciated!

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Idea: The Purge, but for civil offences. One night a year where you can breach a contract, drive through Low Traffic Areas, build a roof garden without planning permission etc.

'That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight.
That's me at the edge of the mirror.
That's me behind the door.' - the ghost in a 15 certificate horror movie watching it proudly with their mum

Why did the palindrome cross the road?

To get a map a mate got.

#palindrome

look, it might not have worked with the public, but at least it was the wrong thing to do morally

The yeti who lives in my freezer
Is no bother as yetis go
He rarely tries to kill me
And he’s only the size of a toe

Now *this* is how you display patriotism on a mini roundabout.

You Wait. Time Passes. is coming to @sohotheatre.bsky.social in 3 weeks! Get booking for the London transfer of our multi-award-nominated 5-star critically acclaimed sellout smash hit!

(I am now contractually obliged to always refer to it like this)

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British "debate" on migration is in the gutter, but we should still be shocked that Labour's response yesterday was to criticise Farage for being insufficiently detailed in his plan for mass detention camps.

witches be cursing

It's important to assume that Reform in Government would indeed try to do this. The right thing is not to tell the public that this won't happen - so they can therefore vote for Reform without guilt - but rather that a vote for Reform is a vote for the suffering of hundreds of thousands of people.