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I think if you want to give Trump a gift you could just switch parties

07.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pink Pony Club (Chappell Roan Cover)
YouTube video by Rick Astley Pink Pony Club (Chappell Roan Cover)

youtu.be/2vF26QG9he4?...

04.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found her IG and she's still posting about trans vulvas

04.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

13.05.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want angry liberals to donate to you, you should stop with this bullshit

03.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think states vote? People vote. 47.65% of the people in her state voted for Kamala Harris.

03.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"

02.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4502    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 10
Screenshot of Tracker showing intercepted flotilla boats

Screenshot of Tracker showing intercepted flotilla boats

You can see which boats from the flotilla are being intercepted in real time here: flotilla-orpin.vercel.app

01.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

01.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6383    πŸ” 2183    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 72

If an american came to your country and refused to comply with your customs to the detriment of your workers and then preached to them about how superior american culture is, you'd lose your fucking mind. And rightly so. So maybe shut the fuck up and stop being such a condescending prick.

01.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi, federal judge expert here! this is not funny. conservative, Reagan-appointed district judges only use epistolary framing devices in their opinions when they are in extreme distress.

30.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2650    πŸ” 563    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

Do you think Donald Trump has a sophisticated understanding of the difference between liberal and left? Donald Trump? He's talking about Democrats. He's talking about anyone to the left of the Klan.

30.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a sane country with competent leadership, the 50 highest-ranking Democrats would call a press conference to denounce what just happened as a threat to the republic and demand Trump's immediate impeachment and removal from office.

I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.

30.09.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5908    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 98

They're implementing actual fascism now. The fact that it's not complete and unchallenged doesn't mean it's not fascism.

30.09.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope we get some good leaks because I'm extremely curious how many of them are ok with this. The past few months have shown that a lot of people are totally fine with killing Americans if it means they can be as racist & misogynist as they want to be.

30.09.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are also the generals who've overseen a military with rampant sexual assault and who haven't said a peep about the purges of women & POC in leadership. I genuinely wonder where a lot of them stand on this.

30.09.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

26.09.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2465    πŸ” 595    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 40

Is there a limit to what you'd vote for to stop maga? Because if there is, then you're getting mad at other people for drawing the line in a different place than you do. And if there isn't, then you're completely amoral and indistinguishable from maga.

29.09.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Democracy dies if prominent black writers don't frame their arguments around appeasing white voters in Wisconsin," or "Democracy dies unless liberal writers praise radical, hateful conservative activists" is the subtext. And it's worth thinking through who makes these kinds of arguments and why.

28.09.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1358    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

some days you're the hater, and other days you're the waiter

28.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Before yesterday I would've said popular knapsack, but Rat Wars is a real banger

28.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10532    πŸ” 2418    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 23

listen i am not saying he should be running anything but eric adams should certainly be encouraged to continue to post forever

27.09.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3
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this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

26.09.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1537    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 261

Maybe this will piss them off so much they'll start refusing illegal orders, like blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats.

26.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Criticizing the enlightened centrist isn’t kicking them out of the so-called tent, it is presenting them with an opportunity to stop eroding the integrity of the tent by tirelessly trying to find commonality with people who want to burn the tent down.

25.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2373    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 26

There are 100's of videos of cops, including the NYPD, doing much worse than what's in this video. Multiple witnesses and videos. Police are not going to do anything about their brothers in ICE.

25.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how 90% of the replies to this are people claiming they'd attack an armed agent in an enclosed space and yet no one is doing that in real life. What are y'all doing? Get your asses to the nearest immigration court and start busting heads.

25.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: And when was that?
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

25.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2928    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 8

"We shouldn't lead" is not the same thing as "we shouldn't participate." Is anyone saying we shouldn't contribute to AIDS relief? I haven't seen it. Should anyone rely on us for it? Clearly not! This doesn't seem like a challenging distinction to make.

24.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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