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"I will look at IMDB," said Frog.

"No, no! I almost have it," complained Toad.

Toad thought a long time.

"I will look at IMDB," said Frog. "No, no! I almost have it," complained Toad. Toad thought a long time.

15.07.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1435    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13

In the late β€˜00s I taught a collegiate Intro to American Government and Politics course. I obviously do not teach it any longer. But if I did, I’d turn this thread into assigned reading.

13.07.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today Governor Ferguson signed my document recording fee bill into law. By closing a big bank loophole, HB 1858 will raise $60m annually for shelters, low income housing, and homebuyers’ assistance for Black and brown families.

Taxing the rich works and we should do more of it.

22.04.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is wearing bright colors and has sunglasses

TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is wearing bright colors and has sunglasses

*extremely inching toward actual spring weather voice* Folks,

18.04.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

10.04.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7548    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 49

Farming is crazy . You just put some of the beans back in the floor. Infinite bean glitch

04.04.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1750    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13
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This is what the Israelis and their apologists call a targeted, anti-terror campaign.

This is Rafah today.

05.04.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4914    πŸ” 1771    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 113
a piano is hanging on a rope next to the text β€œmy phone in my hand.” beneath the piano, tom from tom and jerry carefully walks while next to the text β€œme, lying down in bed looking at my phone, about to drift off asleep”

a piano is hanging on a rope next to the text β€œmy phone in my hand.” beneath the piano, tom from tom and jerry carefully walks while next to the text β€œme, lying down in bed looking at my phone, about to drift off asleep”

every time

30.01.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A very tall Lego person my son made

A very tall Lego person my son made

this is what a 10x engineer looks like

19.03.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally more room for the signature classic entertainment we associate with Warner Brothers: Real Time with aging pervert Bill Maher

16.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 716    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J.
@jon_snow 420
man: doctor i am depressed
dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing 
man: but doctor
dr: i know who you are
7:25 PM β€’ Mar 26, 2019

Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. @jon_snow 420 man: doctor i am depressed dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing man: but doctor dr: i know who you are 7:25 PM β€’ Mar 26, 2019

06.03.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Phoenix for Bluesky A Bluesky client based on the award-winning Twitter app for iOS.

πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯ tapbots.com/phoenix/

05.03.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2118    πŸ” 719    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 512
Post from NLRB Union: Yesterday, the NLRB’s Buffalo office (Region 3) received word from its landlord that GSAβ€”acting on behalf of DOGEβ€”had unilaterally cancelled the Region’s five-year lease, without any prior notice to the Agency. The Region has been given 90 days to vacate the building.

Post from NLRB Union: Yesterday, the NLRB’s Buffalo office (Region 3) received word from its landlord that GSAβ€”acting on behalf of DOGEβ€”had unilaterally cancelled the Region’s five-year lease, without any prior notice to the Agency. The Region has been given 90 days to vacate the building.

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant.

Today:

20.02.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6218    πŸ” 2787    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 126
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I can’t believe @elivalley.bsky.social drawings started just crawling off the page

20.02.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

I’m gonna steal this

19.02.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

plus you get all the warm fuzzies from being β€œa part of our innovation journey”, so that’s nice

19.02.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your outie always writes unit tests for their PRs

your outie responds to code reviews within 2 business hours

your outie regularly revisits their team's backlog to make sure nothing's lost in there

18.02.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

these are the worst people and deserve worse fates than can be comfortably imagined

17.02.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4659    πŸ” 717    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 13

Imagine the victory margin to fund social housing if the mayor, council, and chamber hadn't done everything in their power to muddle the choice presented to voters.

16.02.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pru from Bake-Off smiling at my bowl of two different kinds of cereal mixed together and saying, β€œwell, I think it’s a little triumph.”

17.02.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Burning your retina with the message β€œminimum tappable size is 44px”

Burning your retina with the message β€œminimum tappable size is 44px”

My life’s purpose is to serve as a warning to others:

15.02.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
wint
@dril
11/30/14, 3:00 PM Twitter Web Client
"Give me an App that will make me say,
'Wow'" "Apps will help us in our lives" "An
App is always just a download away" some
good app quotes

wint @dril 11/30/14, 3:00 PM Twitter Web Client "Give me an App that will make me say, 'Wow'" "Apps will help us in our lives" "An App is always just a download away" some good app quotes

wint β€Ή
@dril
11/11/18, 1:40 AM Twitter Web Client
63 updates available? youre telling me
thyere making my apps even better, for
FREE? And to think these guys, get so
much greif

wint β€Ή @dril 11/11/18, 1:40 AM Twitter Web Client 63 updates available? youre telling me thyere making my apps even better, for FREE? And to think these guys, get so much greif

wint
@dril
7/19/14, 2:00 AM Twitter Web Client
[apps help us day to day in our lifes... but
some men have twisted the apps to fulfill
their oqwn selfish desires. beware these
'dark apps']

wint @dril 7/19/14, 2:00 AM Twitter Web Client [apps help us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the apps to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark apps']

wint
@dril
11/27/13, 9:34 PM Twitter Web Client
Keep an eye on "Apps", in 2013
and beyond.

wint @dril 11/27/13, 9:34 PM Twitter Web Client Keep an eye on "Apps", in 2013 and beyond.

Thinking about apps today

16.02.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We won!!!!!!!

12.02.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 31

ROOMMATE: hey what the hell happened to my corn
THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right

02.02.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1137    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
@ Costco they are selling popsicle brand energy drinks omg

@ Costco they are selling popsicle brand energy drinks omg

drinking popsicles as a Performance Enhancement

09.02.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI | Defector A lot is happening in the world of artificial intelligence, and not a lot of it makes sense. We’re told that AI is the future of business, yet it is wildly unprofitable; investment in AI companies is…

"Given what we've seen here, it is clear what AI is meant to be. AI is meant to be ignored, discarded, rejected in favor of the shelter of community and the warm embrace of a friend."

08.02.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16
Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government | Defector The most important thing to know about both the chittering Renfields gnawing through the ductwork of the American administrative state and the billionaire sociopath they serve is that they don’t care. Every bit of damage they have done and will do springs from and follows this fundamental fact. They don’t know anything about what they’re […]

> "It's worth bearing in mind here that Musk just isn't a very smart or principled guy, and has been insulated from any accountability by his wealth for long enough that he has liquefied into a slurry of his defects"

06.02.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Future Is Too Easy | Defector LAS VEGAS β€” There is something unstable at the most basic level about any space with too much capitalism happening in it. The air is all wrong, there’s simultaneously too much in it and not enough of it. Everyone I spoke to about the Consumer Electronics Show before I went to it earlier this month […]

> "the offer is clear: In exchange for self-determination or dignity or privacy or agency, you will be granted airless post-human convenience mediated and enforced by proprietary algorithms that currently do not work, on a pay-to-play basis."

01.02.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

31.01.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18612    πŸ” 6124    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 85

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