Raycat

I think Alexander Lukashenko has that wrapped up actually.

I was just mentioning to my wife I wanted to start a go-fund me and build a guillotine in our front yard.
It shouldn't be that hard.

I know this is bluesky and I'm going to get flamed, but she's going to get caught and charged convicted of arson and spend plenty of time in jail, then find out she basically destroyed her own life far more than some stupid building.
Incredibly stupid.

Right, Trump just allows other Ukrainian girls to be beheaded by Vlad Putin's shrapnel.

I haven't read it yet, but I hope it boils down to "Trump insiders continue to be at each others throats".

Sort of is I think. Look who Trump surrounds himself with.

It makes me wonder why the simpler approach to convincing people of the virtues of renewable energy.
It's not just cleaner, it's cheaper than pulling that stuff out of the ground and shipping it off somewhere.
Wanna see the "green" in the "Green New Deal"? Here:
*Holds up a $20 bill*

My toddler never made it past CEO

When people think of coal, clean and beautiful are the last words that come to mind.
At this point he’s trying to destroy the climate to own the libs.
It’s hard to believe even he can be that stupid.

Touche

Actually, he thinks Fox News viewers are stupid. 'Nuf said.

Power the boilers in the new steam driven F-35

Interesting nuggets

This is surprisingly good, but I wish it were shorter.

Wanna bet he wins the second annual FIFA Peace Prize too?
Two wins in the row is unprecedented!

Note to reporters. Most people with day jobs don't watch the Today Show.
Cuz jobs, 'ya know.

Two words:
Buggy whips

It does say "explosive" though.

I'm sorry, but how is being fellated by Mollie going to make him retire?
She's that good at it?

Sure. Cancel all that stuff. I don't pay for Facebook so no need, but say goodbye to Paramount+ and Peacock too.

Mass cancellations might be a big help. It worked for Jimmy Kimmel.
I know it's a tough slog. But not showing up for your job is a a pretty damn big ask.

Makes you wonder if he's going to pay up

Can we have a moment to reflect here?

If DJT came down that escalator in 2016 and said "I want to make Canada our 'cherished 51st State'," EVERYONE would have rightly come to the conclusion he had lost his mind.

And here we are.

On one hand I see this headline and think, "how long did they have to brainstorm to come up with something this lame?" On the other hand, it's the WaPo Dan. Expect as much.

Log off Facebook, cancel TV subscriptions like Apple TV, don't do business with Amazon or do any e-commerce with anyone. Write to sponsors that advertise on Fox News and tell them you will do everything you can to avoid their products.
Pay for nothing but essentials.

He needs to make sure to hit up Matthew Moroun, for a few million in crypto

I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but this gent is likely going to be located and charged with making terrorist threats.
I'm sympathetic, but this is not well played.

What?
... On Tuesday, Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, repeated Mr. Trump’s insistence that the United States should own half of the bridge.

Uhm ... maybe I can't spell that well

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