Daniel Douglas Howell

I had surgery last week and even though it was on my tum its my brain that has gone entirely to mush.

Im restocking the old etsy store, a couple of listings a day. Have a peep. www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ThisIsBiscuitStudio

*offers comfort*

every now and again, I'd like someone to surprise me instead of disappointing me.

Only ONE available!!
#wrestlesky #aew

Watching "Black Orchid", DOCTOR WHO, Season 19. It's weird specifically because it's so small and grounded. The relative lack of weirdness, in this context, makes it _really_ weird.

Never mind, I worked out what "alien egg" had to be.

Not bad; how's you?
(As much as I'd love to promote new music, my review vlog is currently waiting for a platform and my free time to exist.)

I know exactly what I want my wordpress site to look like. It's so clear in my head. But I can't push through the choices about hosting that I need to make.

a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress Alt: Kermit the Frog is talking in front of a red curtain. A long wooden hook appears from the left of the screen, loops around his neck and drags him away.

Well, actually, it's closer to our Voyag-

Our Star Trek

Farage was not only not expelled from Dulwich College, he was made a prefect

"To hold in my hand a device that holds such storage. To know that owning a Haircut 100 back catalogue on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to move the click wheel, would change the song. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods!"

beautifully composed, in front of the wing that isn't there any more.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

"there's a new serif in town"

TFW someone you know needs a good talking to, but you haven't got the spoons, and you know they wouldn't listen anyway.

You can skip this message.

YUUUUURT

YURT

YURT YURT YURT

YUUUUUUUUUUURT

yurty yurty yurt

It's just a word for a semi-perment Central Asian tent and there's nothing funny about the actual thing, but the word tickles my brain whenever I see it. Now I have it out of my system.

Have you seen that FIFA are trying to make Egypt and Iran play a Pride Match? I'm bi myself, but this is not how you win hearts and minds.

I'm in this image, and FUCK YOU, ALAN

2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones

Not enough prominent people are calling this out and too many politicians and journalists in the mainstream media keep doing this.

Refugee = not illegal immigrant
Refugee = not criminal
Refugee = person fleeing persecution or conflict

This is a matter of law, not opinion.

"To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe"

True headline: “Peggie Found By Tribunal To Have Committed Transphobic Hate Incident”

AI made their stupid fucking commercial.

You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.

Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️

I never knew Granny's Garden made it to the Speccy!

That is an _awful_ pun. I'm impressed.

'Dr Beth Upton is the real winner in the Sandie Peggie tribunal ruling' NHS Fife’s handling of the dispute between Peggie and Dr Upton was an absolute dumpster fire but Dr Beth Upton should have cause to celebrate.

I've only seen The Herald report it accurately: www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2568...

this is not a call to violence, but has anyone tried switching him off and back on again?

So a former member of Farage's campaign team in Clacton (who was expelled from the party) says they lied about how much was spent on Farage's campaign in 2024, and submitted fraudulent election returns. This could be interesting, especially since the story has broken in the Telegraph.