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it has been over 20 years since i had that dream and i still remember it bc of how FUCKING spooked i was by the teddy bear ghost. happy hall of ween everybody

growing up my mum was really into fucking ghosts and shit and i firmly believed my house was haunted bc she was always banging on about it. had the scariest dream of my life there where a cute cuddly teddy bear descended downstairs towards me bc my 11yo brain conjured that up to represent a ghost

passed my driving test gang. my slut era begins

the fighting paused briefly for the bruce invasion in 1315 (lotta normans put aside their own bullshit for a while to repel him) and finally stopped around 1350 when the black death hit. legal battles continued, but no violence. official county borders were drawn up in 1571 and stayed that way since

the initial conflict was between the roches and the condons, but the more powerful and influential barry family had split into factions and begun fighting itself, using each side of this more minor conflict as a proxy. then eventually the barrys just took it over entirely and began openly infighting

more specifically, king edward I decided to solve the problem by taking everyones land off them and giving it back in weird broken segments to stop anyone getting too powerful, which means to get to your land you have to travel through another guys land. you can see why this wouldnt cool tensions

fun ireland fact: there is a small exclave of county waterford inside county cork because of an agreement between two 14th century hiberno-norman lords. they were kind of forced into it bc the king of england was sick of them fighting constantly. this did not stop them fighting

every time some mangaka gets caught with child pornography and returns to work a short while later with basically no more than a slap on the wrist you get so many people acting like this is a problem unique to japan as if there isnt literally a known pedophile serving as the current us president

my useless chud son who makes my life worse

as i understand it, flying to japan and staying in tokyo specifically is a fairly costly endeavour, so the ratio of huge cunt to normal guy is PROBABLY going to lean more a certain way than it would here in europe. not the sole reason ofc but a factor i think

one of things that really made the american stereotype make sense to me was the knowledge that its actually rly fuckin expensive to holiday out of america. most of the yanks u encounter abroad are very well off. the reason so many of them are cunts is bc ur dealing almost exclusively with rich ppl

i do understand the urge to back a guy who constantly gets shit from your exact opps for saying shit you agree with. like i do get it. but also like. come on

actually fucking rocks how the more everything sucks the easier it is to recruit people into the far right. whips unbelievable dick actually. cause and effect meaningless in the face of solve it by getting more racist, really cool

cool recent story from this chick: she was claiming foreigners were kicking the deer up in nara and when nara came out and said no that never happened she had one of them rightoid "anyone who disagrees with me should face legal repercussions immediately" meltdowns

japan elects historic first female prime minister who sucks so unbelievably bad she makes thatcher look like a liberal. love that for them

dog facts: bleddyn either loves it or fucking hates it when i go mmm really loud in a morshu voice, it drives him completely apeshit

see, i feel like we have a couple terms that are also pretty good, we gotta have a few good ones, but its hard to think of any examples when youre being assaulted with absolute bangers

learned the japanese have a specific term for people online who try to turn their personal discomforts into a greater social morality issue. the closest we have is, like, puriteens or antis or whatever, but their term is the "feelings yakuza" which is obviously WAY better

me: leave me, woman. i must attend to my rituals
buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord
me: ....what?
maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer

tbh if i ever get my hands on a time machine that bitch ass motherfucker john calvin is first on my list mark my words

any chance this ones backed by american money? all of ours ended up being backed by american interest groups when you looked into it even a little. like not to take the heat off our own dipshits or anything but over here these cunts only get the balls when theres some yank throwing money behind it

if i dropped 20kg and all my lifts went to complete shit i would look bigger and stronger than i do now but the thing about it is the only thing i actually care about is being able to eat more so im not going to do that

weighed in at 93kg this morning which is Too High so now i gotta start eating less again fuck my stupid chungus life

i actually contract computer madness two or three times a week and the fact of it is simply nobody notices

going online can enhance a persons worst qualities and for me that ended up being the fact that at my core in my heart of hearts im kind of just really boring

keep it up queen we can make it together

what rocks about being a clapped old man is i can buy that new fire emblem and play it and i dont ever once have to engage in fodlan discourse about it

great start gang but keep it up we wanna see results here

(this intended as a yes and btw like the thing you said is true, and also)