Mark Heiliger

"our PARENTS.... are not HAVING CHILDREN"

Then they aren't fucking parents, are they?

Just to compare apples to apples, is this a 300% discount or a 15000% discount?

I just ran out of Halloween candy. From last year. I was trying to make it last until the clearance shelves were full again, but being depressed and unemployed makes me eat of lot of candy.

I heard the entire population has already been eaten by wild dogs.

If Trump is a populist, why is he so unpopular?

*big inhale*
*holding for 12 days*

Git yer dam gubmint outta my congress

I knew Kirk's wife reminded me of somebody.

If the government was an old timey honor system Coke machine, Trump would empty it every chance he got.

I'm afraid there will be little legal recourse for Kimmel since he was fired by ABC and not directly punished by the FCC/gov't. I think it would be a case of ABC v. Nexstar and we already know ABC stands for A Bunch of Cowards. Hope I'm wrong.

But have you even considered that some presidents are big fat whiny babies?

I can imagine an extreme scenario where removing a show from the air is actually justified. An embarrassing clip of Trump not giving two hot shits about Charlie Kirk's death ain't it.

I expect him to make a donation to some opposing organization just for that ballsy demand for personal funds.

The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Stephen Miller is also searching for the Spear of Destiny to complete the look.

Special $40/mo indigo checkmarks to keep your location secret. Not that the bot farms aren't using VPNs already.

You just know whenever the next Democratic politician/pundit is killed Nancy Mace is going to imply it was deserved or even required and somehow Soros was involved.

I'm doing a lot of stress eating these days. Also a lot of stress not-working-out.

Good news, I'm on the computer RIGHT NOW.

So his twitter account has a header image about the fall of Israel, but his handle includes a Palestinian flag, a rose (Democratic Socialist/Bernie), and a... bee? Yeah, I can't make any sense out of this weirdo.

I just hope he doesn't get Jack Ruby'd by yet another RWNJ.

I don't like his little chameleon eyes.

Was a fucking manifesto laser printed on there and you need a microscope to read it? How much "transgender ideology" could you possibly fit on a casing by scraping it with a quarter?

We literally know nothing about the shooter, their past, or their motives. For all we know it was a dumbass kid who got very lucky.

Lots of people like guns and train with them regularly. I'm told Marines train for that distance without a scope. Also, missing the head and hitting the neck indicates a lack of technical proficiency.

It shocking to me how quickly everyone - EVERYONE - wants to jump to conspiracy theories about multiple gunmen, secret signals, decoy suspects in the crowd, inside jobs, etc. when someone famous (or infamous) is attacked. "Only a professional assassin could have made that shot!" Plainly incorrect.

I trust my medical and financial decisions to this machine.

What the fuck man, you really thought you had something here.