¡Elisa!

Double-edged saber:

While I will "woo!" similarly to both a biscuit tube and a champagne pop, the biscuit tube is also part of the tag-team duo that launched my childhood anxiety over unpredictable loud noises (their partner being Perfection)

@tolkoto.com A fun addition to the brisket joke

Me at my wedding meme. This one saying id see the defunctland vid as more important.

LFG!

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.

got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be

There is a din at the entrance to my workspace similar enough to start-of-class attendance cacophony that it is AGGRESSIVELY activating my latent teacher instinct to get their attention and silence them with a kazoo

the full quote here

english.elpais.com/culture/2024...

Isabelle’s Theme 🥹

It’s a Kim Wilde away from being the next “Kids in America“

If your game has voice acting, then working with the voice actors is half of your writing process. It's not complete until you've heard it interpreted and reimagined by a voice actor. And they always reimagine it in ways that elevate the writing, in ways you never would have imagined yourself.

Breaking News ESPN notification Mavericks are expected to fire GM Nico Harrison on Tuesday

Why, did he do something wrong

Happy birthday!

FOOTBALL WEATHER

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

Looking forward to another week of "But, before we get into it, I'd like to thank our sponsor, DraftKings"

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

Unclench your jaws, beloveds.

Good job, New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact THALIA LAW (everyone is required to watch Maria la del Barrio and Marimar in their entirety)

So libbed out I started saying “Mamdani!” instead of “Brooklyn” at the bowling alley whenever my ball pulls left

my mother is about to attain levels of woke thought previously impossible

humiliate and outlive your enemies

Illustration of incoming Mayor Mamdani riding a crowded subway car surrounded by New Yorkers of various races, genders, ages, and ethnic identities. Again EAT SHIT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU RACIST HOWLING ISLAMOPHOBIC GHOULS

Next Week's New Yorker cover, illustration by Edel Rodriguez.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Getting an orange drink to celebrate IYKYK

Watching all the way from Texas

Hackers is right there!

YouTube video by TopPop Odyssey - Native New Yorker (1977) • TopPop

Tonight, I'm a native New Yorkerrrrrrrrr

Lets Bowl GIF Alt: Group of adult teenagers dressed in late 50s garb from the film Grease 2 singing "Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock and roll"

Going shopping for a new bowling ball and bowling shoes. Wish me luck!