@mtfoyer.bsky.social
The really fancy hotels provide umbrellas in the shower for just such occasions.
06.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tofutti break!
30.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love this whole album. Dan the Plan is always running in my head. I've been wanting to watch this BBC doc about him.
BBC Four - Lindisfarne’s Geordie Genius: The Alan Hull Story share.google/pdhHtiFVdquJ...
Finally, someone notices me.
25.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oddly, no horses in this show. Too bad.
22.08.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do slightly more than half oppose it? 🤔
22.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm waitin' for my...
22.08.2025 11:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it wrong to answer a rhetorical question? Yes. Oops.
21.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How dead is she?
19.08.2025 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they didn't get the memo from Nietzsche that Christianity was a philosophy of weakness.
17.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People keep telling me to keep my head out of the gutter, but it really is the best place to get hit by bowling balls.
17.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Become a horrible magician with this one simple trick!
06.08.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shudder when I see huge wooden frames set up to protect new trees. I've wondered what a better alternative is especially in urban areas. I have also thought about harvesting "nuisance" trees - trees growing in places where they will be cut down and replanting them where they can grow.
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Are you saying "boo," or "boo-urns?"
30.07.2025 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meaner than a junkyard dog too!
13.07.2025 19:58 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't you fret. They should have adequate AC at the venue.
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With God's help, MTG's weather control bill will pass so we can finally prosecute the fossil fueled industry executives.
10.07.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Life must've been so hard before toilets. When would you have had time to check your socials?
10.07.2025 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My bank just sent me a message saying "your account balance could be larger." Ouch.
06.07.2025 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
His transformation is as impressive as Jackie Daytona's.
02.07.2025 12:53 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When people say "snitches get stitches" they must be talking about those with socialized healthcare.
28.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The creepiness and vibes of a dark Woody Allen.
24.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brachiosaurus Nebula...
22.06.2025 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My only solace is that each day brings him one day closer to death.
22.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0135 is the new 30.
18.06.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm guessing that the Venn diagram of people who refuse vaccines because they're "toxic" and the people who think concerns about toxins in fracking water are woke nonsense is a perfect circle.
16.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the royal "we".
15.06.2025 12:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RIP to one of the greatest.
youtu.be/p5vmBL3KisI?...
