Sophia Jetta

But when it's hot in summer, I just wear one of my afternoon tiaras, you know, just a little one, nothing too outré

Tbh, eggs and soldiers are good anytime of day and regardless of intended eatings

Meh and Paul Hollywood gives off oily 2nd hand car salesman vibes

And you ended up at the "make your own lube" workshop in the dungeon?

I like to bestow blessings on the groceries...

Would work ace with the Dinosaur Christmas jumper I saw 😄

Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.

Okay that’s kinda hilarious in an “I have to laugh to keep from crying” sort of way. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

You could say that. @nfgmart.bsky.social called it a vampire brothel

Yeah with Mel and Sue you could be pretty sure neither of them was a Tory, liked them much better, Mary Berry also

What? Don't fancy Hyacinth Bucket on speed and steroids meets vampire brothel? 😂

They cut a scene in that one, the snow scene, so maybe stream the Swedish original or the German version

😂 knew you'd love it

English-speaking friends if you're looking for a seriously great film to watch, watch this, whatever your age!!! One of my all time fave soundtrack too www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t3r... 🎥🎞️

Hyacinth Bucket on speed and steroids

Check it out!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t3r...

One big jungle gym 😂

Really need to tag in @jonnyspecs.bsky.social and @beauchamp45.bsky.social

They'd also shove all the knick-knackery off the surfaces. Which would be a service, really

And those bar stools absolutely don't fit stylewise but then neither does the kitchen island fit with the 80s/90s kitchen

Pretty much... whoever removes the drapings from the ceiling needs to wear a gas mask because of all the accumulated dust

The red boudoir...

Hard to say. What I saw of her on Question Time once wasn't super awful but you get she's a Tory

It's what they saw in all those big country house kitchens and thought "we have to have one too" it's more of a trip hazard

Same, Astrid Lindgren's books are amazing and should be far more widely read in the Anglosphere. I think the film translates really well from the book. Same with the brothers Lionheart and Mio, my Mio

a cartoon character wearing glasses is standing in front of a purple wall . ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses is standing in front of a purple wall .

Or Edna in The Incredibles?

Yeah, it's disappointing, to say the least

The tiny kitchen island/bar cracks me up

Drei Nüsse für Aschenbrödel needs to be the 1974 version, Ronja Räubertochter the 1984 film (one of the best soundtracks ever, imo) watch them, they're really good!

Found new specs for you, @ccshoreditch.bsky.social

Her son's a bona fide religious right-wing cunt and MP who recently defected from the Tories to Reform. Total piece of work