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ZOHHHHHRANNNNNNNN

This is worse than the worst thing ever attributed to any “Bernie Bro”. The Democratic leader literally refusing to say WHETHER HE VOTED FOR THE DEMOCRAT.

The Hughes brothers should focus part of their reading club on Huxley's evisceration of the post-WWI British bourgeoisie in "Point Counter Point"

This AI Acrobat commercial will cause me to burn down every data center ever built. #AgrarianRevolution

What else can you say about Ezra Klein at this point man

Love watching something and being like, “Is that Dennis Farina?”, and it IS Dennis Farina!

the best evidence that the shooter was a right-winger is that the shot actually hit and then they got away

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

Steve Harvey standing perplexed in front of an answer saying MY DONG/COOTER

All time photo here

NYC is great because it is a center for art, culture, business and media, food, the list can go on, but mainly because our candidates for mayor are:
-Extremely weird hypeman / conman from NJ (Incumbent)
-Sex pest Italian nepo man
-Beret-wearing Republican cat man
-Zohran Mamdani

Feels like there's something I should've been doing this weekend

If Bill Clinton really wanted Cuomo to win he'd have endorsed Zohran Mamdani

no reason not to primary chuck schumer now

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

YouTube video by LoganFallonsWar Three Kings (1999) - Going for the gold (I get around)

Not sure a Brian Wilson composition was ever used better in a movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Vb...

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers

the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

The Democrats couldn't beat these two doofuses.

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

"I don't want to belong to any baby-sitters club that will accept me as a member" - The Groucho Marx of the Baby-Sitters Club universe.

I've gone Too Hard the past few days and will be doing absolutely nothing today.

the details... Jfc. article: apple.news/AndSW6obpTvu...

I, uhhhhhhh

Nico Hischier I love you. You are my beautiful Swiss son and I love you.

A table with the rows "US Senators, Canadian Senators, and Ottawa Senators", with the following answers, in order, based on the following columns: DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED: Yes, no, no AVERAGE SALARY: $174,000, $127,700, $3.5 million REPRESENTATION OF ALBERTANS: 1 (Ted Cruz), 6, 1 (Ridly Greig) LAST VISIT FROM LORD STANLEY: Never, 100+ years ago, 100+ years ago LEFT WING/RIGHT WING MIX: 45/53, 15/12, 4 left wings 4 centers 4 right wings SHOULD BE ABOLISHED? Yes, Yes, Yes

U.S. Senators, Canadian Senators, and Ottawa Senators:
Learn The Differences

Two beers and a hot dog: why have you forsaken me?

This is, quite literally, historic, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Reminder that 'savvy' political fact checkers spent the entire campaign telling voters that Trump was not going to do the things he obviously was going to do.

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office