Dave

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

My family always used to crack a few eggs into the sauce as it cooked so there were some hard poached eggs mixed in. It was lucky if you got the egg.

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= Smithsonian magazine Subscribe Membership In the '90s, I lived in Rome as a study abroad student, and today I'm an Italian language instructor based in Chicago; I return every other summer to brush up on my Italian and my dolce vita skills. So when I was invited to celebrate the summer solstice at a temple dedicated to Apollo with Association Pietas, a group of modern-day Romans dedicated to reviving the ancient religion of the Eternal City, I said yes in a heartbeat. WARNING: Cigars are not a safe alternative to cigarettes. BOLD smoke EXPLORE MORE SWISHER SWEETS LEAF ORIGINAL 3 CIGARS ALL NATURAL TOBACCO

we’re doing tobacco ads again in Trump’s America, huh

The Zohran for New York sign but it reads "Portions for Foxes"

Any @rilokileyofficial.bsky.social fans out there?

Honestly a slice of processed cheese on a slice of apple pie is great. I could see serving regular kraft dinner over apple pie.

What would your local hero library card look like?

Sunnyvale Library should have an Atari card.

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....

The hands of the Jacobin Clock, which counts down the minutes to Eat the Rich Midnight have been moved to 11:59

If you've seen the rest of GdT's movies you can also see how everything was kind of building to this with elements that were nascent in his earlier works becoming more fully realized in this one.

I volunteer at the vote center near my home and they were definitely not expecting the turnout. They were keeping volunteer numbers super low. I think the in-person early voting options also weren't as expensive as they are for a regular election, at least here in Santa Clara.

Tell me you don't know any humans without telling me you don't know any humans...

Celebrate today with a footlong and a coke (no ICE)!

Buncha white guys, one of whom is passing out

The Christmas Adventurers take care of their own, okay

“Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.🚨🚨🚨

Good news everybody! Dick Cheney is still dead!

M'Lady? More like M'sorry

This is probably AI versions of his truth social posts.

Have you heard the Last Starfighter The Musical original cast recording??

He knew exactly what he was doing. 😂🤘🏳️‍⚧️

Wild that they're asking AFTER writing billions in checks their asses can't possibly cover.

Let’s Talk About Brianna Wu — Assigned Turns out the extravagantly wealthy mean girl scares easily.

Brianna Wu called our writer, the esteemed @alyssaur.bsky.social, "male brained" for engaging in some light online shit-talking.

Today on Assigned Media, Aly Gibbs has some more words for Brianna.

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Oh man, as a tech policy wonk and rabid leftist, this absolutely rules.

And another dozen scream and faint in the street, further exacerbating the traffic jam.

“This is replicable. [Mamdani’s] whole campaign was not just anti fascist, but the antithesis of fascism.”

@naomiaklein.bsky.social tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social why she was an early supporter of Mamdani, who just made history as the first-ever Muslim mayor of New York.

No Scab Lattes!

Hopefully he appoints Alf as the Rat Czar.