Chocolate Teapot

Um, I'm now really confused, BBC are saying it was just Marine One helicopter that arrived this morning - Trump himself not due till the 16th!

So you're right, where was DJT??

He's just flown into the UK, it's now 3:25pm here; I think we're about 5 hours ahead of EST.

Billionaire, possibly Rupert Murdoch, saying to a manual worker "Careful mate, that foreigner wants your cookie" ironically while at the top of a pile of cookies.

By the sounds of it you watch the bollocks on GBNews & TalkTV, rather than BBC anyway.

Think you should be more worried about the billionaires & oil companies ripping us off than the immigrants!

A lot of us Brits don't want a monarch either!

So, technically we pay for a TV licence, about £15.00 per month, which makes it more expensive than basic Netflix here.

I whole-heartedly agree everyone should get it. There is some dross but also some great stuff & we've already paid for it so it's the least we could do!

That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off. Dodgeball meme

Welp...

They some primo toe-beans! Top paws! 😻

Which is odd, cause this news has cheered me right up!

Hegseth, Trump & Melania all looking completely miserable at the military parade

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration." 🤣😂🤣😂

Do they not realise that this only looks cool when explosions are happening behind them??

Aw shit, I just gave them an idea, didn't I!

Huh, Welp, YOLO - I'd try it! 😆

YouTube video by Jon Richardson The Dishwasher Demon Returns | Jon Richardson

I thought only Jon Richardson had that problem! youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g?...

Fear and Loathing in Los Pañales

I mean, this is JK's reason for hating anyone trans, so.....

Ditto dairy and gluten - both of which are discussed in the Bible!

Yeah.... Gonna need to see your/their sources on that, cos that's not how any of that works

ADHD did *not* "crop up", symptoms just started getting recognised and people have been eating corn and soy for at least a thousand years!!?

I get it, we're rewatching Scandal and (despite the murders!) it all feels delightfully naive; remember when Presidents were angry that their minions broke the law! 🤣😂😭

As they were both chums of Epstein, I would imagine they have a lot to chat about! Compare notes maybe...

Campaign Against The Tyrant Elon???

Now I finally understand why they hate woke!

Yep- according to Terry Patchett, there is a Chinese insult/curse:

"May you live in interesting times"

and, yes, I don't want to anymore!

...And now I want to see Nic Cage square off against fElon!

Because if nothing matters, then all we have is being nice to each other!

Image of the Gulf of Mexico still labeled as Gulf of Mexico by Google Maps for UK users

Not for UK users, let's hope Trump doesn't leave the US and spot it! 🤣

I'm no expert, but I don't think that means you're an adult; I think it means you've been conned 🫤😵

Well, I wasn't; but I am now! 😍😍

Brake a leg, and all that! 👍👏

Not having a bad day, but even so, this had made it X10 better! Thanks for the content I didn't know I needed!