Hooded Merganser

Swamp ass and wet butt are completely different

Chattield reservoir

A dude sitting on wet grass now has a wet butt

Hey @ixothial.bsky.social @calicowombat.bsky.social @occultinglight.bsky.social

I got a wet butt!

Oh gawd, that sounds so much worse. As a person who grew up with windows I feel like an old dog learning google anything

An all staff retreat where we have to do the modern day version of trust falls doesn’t feel like a retreat, catered chipotle or not.

Darkvoid Deathship written in slanting font against a red technological background, with a glimpse of a sword, horn, and other mysterious things below

A DESPERATE DUNGEON CRAWL THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF OUTER SPACE!

DARKVOID DEATHSHIP - EARLY 2026

A sword & sorcery novel about survivors and the wondrous terrors of the cosmos

More to come...

It was a train wreck of a show

There’s a documentary where the family talks about it on HBO I think

Took me half a decade to recover

I think after the stupid display in front of all of the generals that there’s a handful of generals (probably more) that would be totally excited to launch a military operation on the White House to remove his orange ass

Holy shit, strawberry Fanta! Where have you been all my life?

Gonna leave this here socialistra.org

It really does

This is just funny

A ditch running through a field

I kinda wished he would’ve stayed but I was busy breaking stuff and it probably killed his buzz-the photo of the field is peaceful for sure

Some dude came into the museum I work at and sat himself in front of a beautiful photo of a field being watered by an irrigation ditch. I had never seen that before and asked if he needed directions. He then proceeded to get up and walk away, but not before I got a glimpse of some full moon pupils

a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed

At my work we pass around what we call the “shit show baton” since we’re all busy on the same project at different times. I’m the last one to get the shit show baton and it’s making me so fucking bored today

As a proud Phish fan, I will boldly state that Rush sucks

Can’t listen to “Let it be” without being taken back to that lawn

Can Canada just fucking annex us already?

Going to watch all the Friday the 13th movies and all of the Nightmare on Elm St films and finish with Freddy vs Jason for spooky month

Totally normal

Damn! That would be a fun time!

Yeah he’s a real piece of shit

A new way to play SPLATTER ZONE is on its way. Grab the original in the link below.

Trump - “the dream of the 1860’s is alive in Portland”

Here’s what I need, a Phish couple (would settle for a KGLW couple) that lives near and Denver and wants to play board games and smoke joints frequently

AOC "I think 'Abolish ICE' is a call to action on several levels. One is the literal interpretation of abolishing ICE, which I support...I don't believe that an agency that systematically & repeatedly violates human rights, I don't think that agency can be reformed. I think it has to be abolished."

All hail Discordia!

A similar clientele I’d say