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@alienorifice.bsky.social

York dweller. Music hound, old book sniffer, cheese botherer. Fellow.

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I feel autumn has finally arrived...I haven't worn shorts for the last two days and feel comfortable at the prospect of spending the next four months in brown corduroy....

05.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Autumn is here and for yet another year I've failed to attend a traction engine rally...*sighs*

05.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My son bought me a Monty Don style coat in June for my birthday....I wore it today for the first time. Sadly I don't look like Monty because it's two sizes too large... .I look like I'm auditioning for a Showaddywaddy tribute band...

05.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nine mile walk completed in 2 hours 14 minutes. 1000 calories used. Time to eat lots of pie. Yippee.

05.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems to be working for you....is it though?

03.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You look gloriously earnest...it may be a Good Thing?

03.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had that... bizarre...but in hindsight wonderful. I'd watched a musical performance in the Chapter House in York Minster..drunk too much wine...and later.. it's like vomiting cottage cheese...

03.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You too sir... you're always fabulously entertaining...well...fairly entertaining...but I'm pissed...

03.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sit down old fella'...

03.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jedward of their day..

03.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first 

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

03.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13102    πŸ” 3409    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 417
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My dad's working men's club membership card...like a little passport...to bingo...cheap pints of Mansfield bitter and the chance to listen to any number of Boy/ girl duos...

03.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toyah's music hasn't aged well. Important back then though...

03.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dad looks okay...but my mum looks like an East German shot putter...the legs are mine...the carpet my mothers...

03.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Juice Tiger...I bought this because it's very So I Married An Axe Murderer...

03.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad about Tony Harrison dying. V was a very important poem... I'll have to dig out my signed copy of his Selected Poems from way back before mobile phones...

28.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant band...love The Monto...bit naughty I know...

28.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morton Feldman is brilliant....

28.09.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching 80's music videos. Wasn't Tina Turner great...cracking set of pins too....

28.09.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sunday is the perfect day for reading isn't it? I shall be reading shortly, although I do have a curry to crack on with....

28.09.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Six mile walk completed in an hour and a half. Grey skies...no rain...no wind...just very very grey...

28.09.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We won the ruggers didn't we? Smashing.

27.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scary...but scary...πŸ˜„

26.09.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They look old...but nostalgic....

26.09.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you feeling old suddenly,?

26.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fellow...but from where,,?

26.09.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not bad..,

26.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may shit energetically..I hope not...

26.09.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine you will drink heavily...well deserved...

26.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe how important Hughie Green was to my childhood... seriously...

26.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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