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any lesbian couple is improved by cloning one of the lesbians thereby turning it into a throuple send tweet

Another genius move by the Starmer government with consequences that could not have been predicted by sensible people with Oxford PPE degrees.

"Britain is not broken because of migration. Britain is broken because of inequality. Because of an economy that allows billionaires to hoard wealth while millions struggle to get by. Because of a political class that has lost its nerve and forgotten its purpose."

Tiff: (on the phone) “Yes, I’d like to renew a book I have checked out.” Phone: “Don’t worry, we auto-renewed that today.” ~ Tiff: (unwrapping chocolate bar) “Really? But I have three days left until the due date?” Phone: “Based on your profile…” ~ Phone: “Our system predicted you would check it out, set it down on a table for two weeks, then pick is up for the first time today.” ~ Phone: “It also suggest washing the Snickers bar off your fingers before reading.” Tiff: “I was gonna be careful!”

Librarians know stuff. #webcomics

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THE MEME IS REAL

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

CHANGE YOUR MINDSET! I can't do it wif wif :3 It's too difficult Awoof It's all my fault Ruuufff Will I ever be happy AWOOooo.

Remember that shame is a demotivator. It's an important social emotion that forces you to stop whatever you're doing.

It won't get folk on the right track - shame alone can't make folk do the right thing - but it's a fucking brake pad to slow the roll.

coates is genuinely a generational writer

at long last...

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Labour are *dead*

Even if you get rid if Starmer and all his sycophants.

Squandered every bit of good will and sacrificed the nation on the altar of hate.

what part of “protect trans kids” did you useless fucking idiots not understand

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

All of his coworkers were gone, what could it mean? Pius decided to go to the meeting room, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

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petition to change the meaning of "the English Disease" from football hooliganism to middle class transphobia

i see the changeable sex and the socially-constructed gender as two sides of the same rhetorical coin, and i think that liberation movements focusing solely on the latter while ignoring the former have done so at both their own detriment and ours

Children need a safe environment to experiment in. They need to be cared for and protected. They need to know they can ask for and receive help when they need it. They need to know it's OK to feel emotions

Childhood trauma stops us learning these things, so we have to teach them to ourselves, now

WiFi signals can measure heart rate—no wearables needed Engineers prove their technique is effective even with the lowest-cost WiFi devices

Your router can smell your fear

I legitimately cannot remember the last time I used a taxi outside of the US. We have this revolutionary thing called public transit that does not require us to get into a self driving pile of shit that is going to mow down children and then explode into a fireball.

Some effects of testosterone give me dysphoria. That doesn’t mean I regret it. I had to go there to get here.

Dr Devon Price's latest essay is a hit with me.

Read it now!
open.substack.com/pub/drdevonp...

I think being more in-your-face is always the better option. I have always tended to be a very feminine woman, and I haven't ever tried to dull my own sense of self just because of some nebulous idea of "safety".

We need to start speaking up- no- YELLING to support and defend trans people.

If you're in the USA, call your legislators. Literally email and call your representatives.

Cis people have the loudest voices right now and those voices MUST be used to protect trans people.

this is what it boils down to. it's factually wrong and puts trans people at serious medical risk.

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The entire wording of this article is disgusting.

Biological this, biological that. Is that what BBC journalists dreamed off when they were kids? Being cunts like this?

I cannot stress how important it is to have friends that you are allowed to cry around when shit gets to be too much.

You do not have to be an island.

I don’t do “good vibes only”

Every one of those people ends up torturing themselves because they end up feeling ashamed and guilty if they have a bad week. They’re always apologizing for letting us down.

Relax. Be a person. You can have bad days, we love you.