@zanesimon.bsky.social
Writer/Editor, PNW. Find me on Substack. Face-punch history buff & host of the MMA Vivisection. I also like movies. https://linktr.ee/zanesimon
Poison for the Fairies came with Blacker than the Night, so I’ll watch that too.
04.12.2025 06:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This Week’s Movies
Poison for the Fairies
The River
Savage Streets
The Big Fix
I think that was probably a Phil Mackenzie tweet, but I'll take credit for it.
03.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
03.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 4192 🔁 1040 💬 17 📌 32It's definitely the common parlance of younger millennials and all generations below.
03.12.2025 22:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
SHERLOCK HOUND is boring kids’ content. boxd.it/bUX7s7
03.12.2025 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Truly, this might be the most deranged Depressed-Us. Thank you @zanesimon.bsky.social and @kingtypo.bsky.social for several laughs
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We all trashed Ronda for her acting but she's about to be in the best comedy of 2026
01.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
ONCE A THIEF is mid-tier John Woo… so still pretty fun when it’s clicking. boxd.it/bTRekX
01.12.2025 07:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
THE PINCHCLIFFE GRAND PRIX is cinematic art. boxd.it/bT65aF
30.11.2025 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This not a "radical" approach. It's a sensible one.
29.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
FUNNY GIRL is a great music but a mediocre bio pic. boxd.it/bShKc1
29.11.2025 07:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Equally funny.
28.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Booooooooooooo
28.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only in tastes.
28.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A truly magical moment.
28.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On a separate note maybe the message here is that you should try loving some more cinema.
28.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe one day. It’s hard enough to get my wife to watch any kind of animation.
28.11.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I feel like I’d have to watch the show first. But where’s my possession review bucko?
28.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Might just become a PORCO ROSSO truther. boxd.it/bREjS7
28.11.2025 09:32 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0I think it’s about that big, yeah.
28.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not even close. If they were to scale the ship would have to be the size of my condo.
28.11.2025 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I believe it’s 3600!
28.11.2025 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just bought the new Lego Enterprise kit in one of the most normcore moments of my entire life.
28.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
TIN MEN is a great dramedy about the American dream.
27.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Also rented The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix and Sherlock Hound to nourish my inner child.
27.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This Week’s Movies
Tin Men
Porco Rosso
Once a Thief
Funny Girl
It’s very fun.
26.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So much so that I almost think it’s a little too sexually sterile.
26.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New Desthstalker movie is exactly what you’d want from the phrase “new Deathstalker movie.”
26.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
