Heath

Took a selfie post run last night, and besides the baggy unflattering shirt giving me the appearance of man boobs, I’ve realised I’ve completely scorched my scone this summer… my doctors would not be impressed by my lack of sun care

Oh Chappell, preach

WTF?!? I was told this would be kept in-house!!!!!!

Watch some wrestling highlights this week, “damn I love Roman’s fit”, search for it on the internet, “nah, actually I’m good”. Damn, Roman 💰

If you’d asked me a hypothetical & I had to pick the only 2 actresses in the world I’d ever accept an Aussie actress losing an Oscar to, I’d have told you Rachel McAdams & Jessie Buckley. Cut to 2026, now Jessie is our dear Rose Byrne’s main threat. Team Rose, but so torn, oh so terribly torn… 😰

Oh, for the record…

Rest in peace Brittany Murphy, you would have loved The Criterion Closet

Your post just made Joel Edgerton cry. I hope you’re happy

Bogonia exactly where it belongs mind you

You and your OBAA hate, it’s outrageous

Sublime. Truly sublime

You and your feel good pictures

Also known as THURSDAY

Go home, ABC Social Media Manager, you’re horny

My name is Heath, and when I run, I like to run to a soundtrack of mournful Irish ballads about loss, because tears also count as sweat

She was extremely fortunate it turned out a 37 degree day in rads yesterday, so I rolled into the winery in my usual shirt & shorts combo

I’m going for eccentric billionaire

Skinny Fit Suit One Size Too Small: ✅
Tee Under Suit: ✅
Harry High Pants splitting my testicles: ✅
Suit Pants Tucked Into Pair Of Ugg Boots: ✅
WAYNES WORLD baseball cap worn backwards: ✅
Ready to embarrass mum in front of 40 of her closest friends with this ridiculous fit at her birthday luncheon: ✅

It’s CONCLAVE, but I take your point

MY SYDNEY TAXI DRIVER: Back in my home country, I was a doctor

ME: I totally get it. I’m a 7 back in Adelaide, but here I’m only a 4

Mate, same

I was all the way with it until a sloppy last act. Still a terrific work and one of ‘25s best

Ahhhh, some light viewing

I mean, clearly not

Just the one, Film Lady… you see, if you pause a picture, you can see how far into the picture you are. Gosh, I thought you knew this

Important PSA: If you start watching BOOGIE NIGHTS at 10:35:44pm on New Years Eve, you can welcome in the New Year with a bang with Little Bill 🥹🎉🥳🎊🫶🏻 #HappyNewYear2026

My Next Song Goes Out To Every Single Person In My Local Council Who Were Involved In The Decision Making Process That Saw The First Bin Collection Date After Christmas Designated A Non-Recycle Bin Collection Date…

Ho ho ho!!!! Haven’t checked in since Xmas, so want to say that I hope you all had a grand day, then ate your weights in leftovers on Boxing Day. I gained 5kgs and won three arguments with my uncle, yewwwww 🤙🏻

Oh sure, demonise the victim

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