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And it's illegal for billionaires to sleep under freeway overpasses or loiter outside of a CVS just like it is for homeless people.

That's what America calls equality

Except you can't really compare those because banning Catholicism would have so many positive outcomes if we're being completely honest 🙃

Someone captured the Los Angeles radio scanner traffic from yesterday, where LAPD came under impact munitions fire from LA Sheriffs when both departments violently converged on peaceful protesters from two sides.

NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly!

Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest.

#NoKings #50501Movement

Would, but my country is having big protests that day and I plan to burn a Waymo (Jk. There are no Waymos where I live)

BREAKING: A fucking ICE agent rammed into a car full of U.S. citizens—then fled the scene. LAPD confirms it. This wasn’t a routine stop. This was state-sanctioned racial profiling turned felony hit-and-run. ICE is operating like a gang now.

Where’s the accountability?

Also, nvm. I was REALLY wrong about this haha. Earlier in the day, the pigs were calmer, but now they're just brutalizing people

(surprised Pikachu)

The bar is very, very low haha

Lmao Trump is the one who caused all this chaos. His threat to "restore order" is like OJ threatening the real killer.

Find a mirror, you orange clown

Honestly, from what I've seen so far, the LAPD has been surprisingly restrained compared to usual.

100% of the escalations have still been their fault, but credit where it's due 🤣

This doesn't sound like something I would do. Someone you forgot to ask?

I guarantee I've never sold a Dubai chocolate bar

Is this the fallout from his breakup with Elon? Bc if so, that makes it even funnier

Idk why I keep thinking you're Br*tish. You've corrected me on that like 3 times already

RIP. Sorry you're going through that.

But as for my malicious effort to downplay the anguish of others, at least you're not American 🤣

Just take care of yourself. Hope you start to feel better soon

How long does it take to get a second opinion?

Aight well that's at least more amendable than emotional pain. Have you tried smoking the devil's lettuce?

people will just admit to anything

You hanging in there, bro?

America wins regardless of which one of these turbo virgins winds up killing the other lmao

What's tragic about this absolute hilarity? I'm enjoying every second of this cat fight IMMENSELY

In this Ohio diner, folks are divided between Musk and Trump. But they do know this: Munk’s theft of all federal data will save us from Trump’s inability to remember a single fact.

AOC finally did the thing.
www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...

Same people who thought wearing a mask in 2020 was preventing them from being able to breathe - suddenly the biggest mask fans on the planet.

Dragon Fuck?

Replacing "ass" in your social media comments with "ahh" is the most bitchmade shit a human can do

This is the correct opinion.

Kinksters made Pride what it is. I care less about Pride being family friendly and more about my community being visible despite so much of the world trying to exterminate us. Being sex negative only helps fascists.

We're already seven layers deep into retarded corpo-speak, and I still haven't actually been paid for any of the work I'm doing.

Worried about getting deported? These sheet-pan kisra will make you feel like you're in South Sudan.