Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤

There's a table out there for everyone and if you can't bare minimum shut up during someone else's moment I fear your place is not at mine LMAO

Hot take but players who can't take anything seriously even during other players' dramatic moments are exhausting to play with

the way my haters are moving has me thinking i'm their special interest

call it opptism

Wrote my first ever ttrpg called Mystery Blockbuster Theatre but I'm still play testing it. Turns out writing them is as fun as playing them.

I like puppets a lot

People tend to really underestimate my level of puppet autism

Followed and joined!

Suffer

Anyone need a Whisper?

You can trust me with that open seat at your blades in the dark game. I'm so normal

Days go on** yeesh. do not type while stoned ig

I struggle more and more to run 5e sessions as the day goes on because the system just feels painfully lackluster in all the things I want to get from it. It's likely a symptom of having done it for a decade now but god damn does it struggle with fluid gameplay

Drag night at the fed pen is about to go crazy

I got sucked into fucking scientology nonsense. I can't believe this. Biggest L I've carried so far this year

The working class are like waffles and the non-working class are like spaghetti

Husband is dying his hair hot pink today. I love a fruity man

Loud wet fart noises from the back of the class today I see

If you play magic and reskeet this you're self reporting that you're bitchless. Crazy

Getting in on the ground floor of this weapons-grade posting

Letting my dog microdose chocolate

Getting a back tattoo like a member of the Yakuza but it’s just this

How about you magic the gather some bitches

You can take the girl lover out of the pit but you can't take the pit lover out of the girl

My bitch wife said she'll drop us off if your bitch wife will pick us up

(trying to explain the internet to my mom) Ok so you know how that drag queen's nut fell out during the olympics?

Pete buttchug looks like a guy who brings a six pack of craft beer to a party and then babysits it because it's the only beer he'll drink

And to think this is only the second worst boys gc leak in history

Um, actually. I got the super hall monitor pass so. Checkmate :/

My barbie is named Tiffany Pickles and she has a seasonal wardrobe, gay Ken doll lavender marriage, and coke problem

Trans women and their emotional attachment to the "girl toy" they really wanted as a kid