yall mind if a white boy have some dark thoughts?

oomfie im being drawn and quartered today

me at the altar with my wedding vows: “slime. i promise to be goated at all times”

Sorry about the things I said when I had to poop. I was just seeing brown.

Off the yerb

Had to shit so bad just hit the sign of the cross in the hallways of my workplace

shorty playin mahjong im playing wit mah dong

I love my bitch wife

Diagnosed with “Weapons Grade Diarrhea”

Asking grok why my wife is leaving me

Enemies to lovers? Call that beef to jerky

I’ll try not to disappoint 🫡

Getting a back tattoo like a member of the Yakuza but it’s just this

And here I thought you was my dawg

Letting my dog microdose chocolate