Nekohime Musou

My "we're not Enron" memo is generating a lot of questions that are answered by the memo

this needs to be in the new x-files, but just as a harmless ongoing bit

two panel comic P1: cop stands in middle of kitchen, unnerved by red spatter marks on walls and cabinets and countertop, saying "Mother of God... Nothing human could have done this." P2: Panel labelled "Earlier." shows pup struggling to squeeze catsup from the bottle onto his cheeseburger source:drawerofdrawings ig

The “google is using your email to train AI” debacle is imo most instructively seen as tracer dye for multiple failures: many people are instinctively skeptical of tech companies now; and many outlets that should have had experts able to cogently weigh in and go “wait a minute” simply don’t anymore.

Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:

1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).

It's also really obvious who the "source that requested anonymity" is. They were right there in the member list, afaik they still are, it’s a community discord and they haven't tried to start shit on there so we haven't banned them

and we're mocking you for having the very same juvenile mindset that led you to throw the very same tantrum that led to you kicking everyone out of there

bsky.app/profile/neko...

If we're mocking you behind your back it's because you kicked everyone out of the place where we can mock you to your face

this is from a public channel and nothing I said in here is a secret. you guys wrote a pseudo-game, misrepresented it as having been playtested, and threw a temper tantrum when I asked how long spells last

ff17 has to have a cool woman with a gun as the protagonist again its been too long. for like a decade if you bought a final fantasy game there was a 50% chance it starred a cool woman with a gun. but square abandoned the true path

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

a doodle by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the left, a half-elf woman with white hair tied up in a bun), hugging and protecting a pile of gold coins while crying and saying "no..." - Behind the pile of gold is Ottilie (human with short brown h air and a black hairband) reloading a pistol, looking with the vengeance of a murderer

do *not* take her riches and gold

another Kainé doodle
#nier #kaine #nierreplicant #fanart #animeart

Google, the company thst spontaneously changed Chrome, search and other behaviors so copy-pasting links directs then through the Spyware share.google service, wants you to know it is very hurt you would think that Gmail's smart features would invade your privacy and asks you to stop thinking that.

actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

a conspiracy theorist was elected to Congress and became blackpilled by actually seeing how washington works

my secret? never, ever post. I have never once posted, ever in my life

the thing about the roblox interview is that he's more or less just saying out loud what every social media & gacha CEO has been doing for the last 10+ years. selling kids gambling with the minimal legally allowed guardrails is hot profits rn

Tumblr post by user: ouroborosorder Oct 31 hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

Tom Forsyth (@TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place) Attached: 1 image Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may heard of called "Half Life 2". Are you sitting comfortably? Then I sha...

Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2".

I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads):
mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...

insofar as I've read in the quotes, the most oft-cited fun fact is that wombat poop is cube-shaped

Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.

this is really the big thing with congress, and frequently a problem that plagues those associated with congress (staffers, reporters, etc): how things are different behind closed doors, and the public just doesn't get it.

frustrated with the public... for not knowing things they won't share.

reading that re-evaluating mcbride piece and where my thoughts end up have little to do with mcbride herself, and more around public trust. this is a wide-reaching issue, and mcbride is hardly the first or the worst on it.

it's the matter of "you don't know what happens behind closed doors".

Kizaru from One Piece. 50 something year old man. Wispy goatee. Orange sunglasses. Wrinkles. Hairline running off. Yellow and orange striped suit under an admiral navy coat with a bigass collar. Ojisan.

i'm pretty sure when kizaru first popped up in one piece, at least three million japanese readers said "... is that my fucking uncle?"

Degrees no longer considered professional by the Department of Education, including teaching, nursing, social work, counseling, business, and engineering.

🧵 Let’s be so effing for real right now. The Department of Education saying these jobs are no longer PROFESSIONAL is dumb as hell and insulting as fuck. It takes YEARS of post-graduate training, including passing certifying exams, to earn degrees in these fields. #fdt #momsky

I really try not to be like this but “MS has graciously ‘preserved’ one of the most documented games of all time that was released 46 years ago, made freeware 28 years ago, and are using it to promote data centers, all for a game that could run on most abacuses” is causing me psychic damage