DB Telford

A book trailer? For me?

Dead Men Don’t Sing
is going on submission! Exciting times.

Editors I can’t wait for you to meet Charlie Brisbane.
Cheers🍸 💋 🕵️

#deadmendontsing
Trailer credit: the wonderful @alessandraranelli.bsky.social

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Introducing The Killer Twist Pitch Prize for Unagented Crime Writers!
Top Prize: 4-Day Pass #TheakstonsCrime + 3-night hotel stay in #Harrogate, Pitch Revision & Coaching. (a $1250 value)
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TWIST LFG.

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My son: I don’t want to go to school.
Also my son: *plays 8 hours of a computer game exploring Hogwarts and going to classes - on the weekend*

Reddit is the KFC of social media.
Every few years you give it a go and are immediately reminded why it’s bad.

"Price rises are at their lowest for a year" is not the flex they think it is.

I’d pay to sit in a cinema for 6 hours and watch behind the scenes footage of that mug shot.

A meme showing a conversation between Anakin Skywalker and Princess Padme wherein he tells her that is planning on replacing the masts on the Ship of Theseus, but refuses to clarify her query of whether it will be the same ship afterwards.

Narrator: It wasn’t.

Maybe today’s the day I buy those Instagram T-shirts that make me look thin and cool

Weird how both the Michael Jordan and the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentaries make me think the same thing:

cigars are cool as fuck and I want to smoke cigars.

Diane from bojack horseman saying "oh my God. I'm the problem!"

my back, two minutes into sitting, standing, or laying down

Sometimes I wonder how it’s going with that giant mirror city wall in the desert.

Writing advice for self: don’t use the word nonplussed. You don’t know what it means. No one else does either.

My pomodoro technique is to write 8 words, delete most of them, then watch YouTube for 3 hours

Favourite joke format?
More like schmavourite moke porfat.