Herbie Potts

Are they going to bump off New Robert?

Perfect last words for Lynda to leave him on. The guilt should last all the way to the Xmas panto.

#TheArchers

Why does it seem that all new electric cars are the colour of a stomach upset?

Great.
Prediction coming true.
Stella downed.
Bryan will out.
Alice takes over.

Or is Debby so high and mighty these days?

#TheArchers

Living in a surreal world…. Turned on #thearchers to hear them doing a rip off of #clarksonsfarm which is doing a rip of #thearchers doing a rip off of……

And I’ve been to Diddly Squat Farm shop today

I think I hate Robert Jenrick more than Mark Francois.
Which gives him more recognition than he deserves.

#jenrick

Time to retire Brian.
Resign Stella.
Let Alice rescue Home Farm and have something serious to worry about.

#TheArchers

Damn. Wish Martha hadn’t been able to perform that double back flip with perfect dismount from the parallel bars…

….Although isn’t it a bit unusual for a 4 year old? Could that indicate alcohol damage?
I find I only do similar feats after too much too drink.

#TheArchers

It’ll be very disappointing if George is a reformed character.

#TheArchers

Poor Brad.

The biggest misnomer in life is that men are the uncaring heartless ones.

Take it from me Brad, never take them seriously.

#TheArchers

Shame
Was sort of hoping that Mia’s texts were from her friends I. Palestine Action not a boy!

#TheArchers

Maybe someone could let slip to Markie that the village shop is a key witness.
Guaranteed torching!
Insurance claim and a slow stock replacement

#TheArchers

Ok. They’ve got the video evidence.
How are the villagers going to screw this one up?

Accidental deletion is my bet.

#TheArchers

Tomorrow's front page 📰

Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland

And once we are through the fete chaos that always turns out well… we move seemlessly to the shinanagins of the flower & produce show …..to the potential disaster averted at the last minute of the Xmas panto…

….and then it starts all over again

#TheArchers

They promised a deluge of biblical proportions….

All I’ve got is drizzle.

Am I wrong to be disappointed?
#rain #storms #deluge #noah

“it had to be said”

I’m totally with Neil. This has been my philosophy throughout life…….

…….And I’m convinced all my ex-friends appreciated that.

#TheArchers

Is this an episode of The Interogation or #TheArchers ?

Half expecting Kenneth Cranham to pop up as the bad cop.

Although, Alice does have a bit of the "Meghan Markle" about her... which means she's guilty of everything even if she hasn't done it - so she probably was responsible for George going to prison.

I actually preferred devious "Machiavellian business" Martin Gibson, not this "sitcom drip" Martin

Another radical character twist by #TheArchers

Yes, there is more to Amber than she lets on Clarrie.... a penis

#TheArchers

If I went to my local, and made up loads of complaints so that I got free pints and food.... then revealed that it was all a wheeze because I was testing their level of service because I was about to write a review in Trip Advisor.... I wonder... if the landlord/lady would kiss me?

#TheArchers

Do you think George will have to wait until his wedding night to find out that "Amber" is in fact "Bamber", the odd year 6 boy he used to bully?

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I think it’s a very exclusive club.. King Charles, Jude Law, Robin Williams, Mick Jagger, Arnie Schwarzenegger but not William Rees-Mogg

Although my interest has been peaked. I smell mischief! Just need to reboot my FB account and join one of these groups - which is the most rigid?

But maybe she isn’t…..?
Or wasn’t always…

All these old men “up to something” … what do women in #thearchers get up to?

Oh dear another contrived hilarious moment as Martin gets his tackle caught in his tackle…

#TheArchers

Who’d want Martin?

Krusty?
Paul maybe?

#TheArchers

At school I was an Adonis …
Now I’m overweight, balding with bad knees

In my experience, showing a photo of what I used to look like doesn’t work as seduction technique.

Why would it work in reverse?
“OMG you were a minger and now you’re hot! I couldn’t possibly go out with you”

#TheArchers

Didn’t you ever watch “The Life & Loves of the She Devil” ?