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Chris Woodrow

@knockonwoodrow.bsky.social

Be kind. Be brave. Be creative!

257 Followers  |  666 Following  |  508 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  2.1148

Latest posts by knockonwoodrow.bsky.social on Bluesky

And if your arguments include "the blacks" as a generality...

02.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to figure out what y'all are talking about, but I'm stumped

29.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic ref.

13.09.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

31 states so far! We try to hit National Parks at often as possible

11.09.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Family of four wearing a shirt that says "Wandering Woodrows" in the shape of the US

Family of four wearing a shirt that says "Wandering Woodrows" in the shape of the US

The words "Wandering Woodrows" in the shape of the US

The words "Wandering Woodrows" in the shape of the US

Back of a shirt with a list of all fifty states

Back of a shirt with a list of all fifty states

I made a t-shirt!

11.09.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First thought: if I'm a company that cares about my client base, at minimum I'd be requiring content creators to indicate their AI use, and allowing listeners to filter those out.

Second thought: nobody's going to listen to this, or at least, not enough to make a profit. This bubble will burst.

09.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of the joke:

Q: "Your biggest rival and your second-biggest rival are playing each other today, who are you rooting for?"
A: "A meteor strike"

03.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Observe the end of the chorus, where there is much more cheese! That's your taco!

18.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧡

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 β€œblast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

17.08.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7528    πŸ” 3240    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 255

Finally, a united nation.

04.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 22186    πŸ” 5810    πŸ’¬ 479    πŸ“Œ 177

Slow clap!

01.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why the pilot has the seat belt sign turned on!

31.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why have a cargo ship when you can have a *brand-new military-grade* "cargo" ship?

29.07.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry for you, but I'm glad it's getting taken care of...finally.

And now this has me wondering if we need to advocate more for my wife, for a different set of medical challenges...

29.07.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A red panda standing against glass with one paw raised as though saying hi, looking off slightly to the side. Their whole underside is black with bright white markings on the face and ears, highlighting auburn fur, dirty white fur on the paw pad and fingers

A red panda standing against glass with one paw raised as though saying hi, looking off slightly to the side. Their whole underside is black with bright white markings on the face and ears, highlighting auburn fur, dirty white fur on the paw pad and fingers

THIS JUST IN

25.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Love the idea, but it will be challenging for the "tough cases" in each group. You'd need to figure out some strategies to address potential issues. Luckily, all three groups already have strategies for their own groups, so that would be a good starting point.

26.07.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two posts by the author, the second with a picture of himself with incredibly mussed-up hair.

Two posts by the author, the second with a picture of himself with incredibly mussed-up hair.

The placement of this in my feed was hilarious:

23.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is such an unrealistic premise.

He's gets cleanings every 1-2 months, I'm certain.

23.07.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schoolsβ€”told staff they had β€œparental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

10.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 40587    πŸ” 18159    πŸ’¬ 1435    πŸ“Œ 2374

Soooo how many meta comics (or just dog comics) do we have at this point? Enough for an all-ages mini book?

10.06.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want this, but with Ghost Rider πŸ˜‚

05.06.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
David Bowie in Zoolander and Labyrinth.

David Bowie in Zoolander and Labyrinth.

two roles, one actor: thread

05.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

It’s a doge eat doge world out there.

05.06.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

18.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20434    πŸ” 4627    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 37
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In fact, when I read ESPN.com consistently back in the day, I even created a JavaScript filter to remove any page elements that mentioned SAS. Not my cup of tea.

19.05.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like a 100% decrease of both of those gentlemen in my life πŸ™ƒ

19.05.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing. Creepy, but amazing.

15.05.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve this and Nico to be fired

13.05.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this whole thing rigged? Probably

Do I care that it is? No cause we got the number one overall pick

Do I feel bad? No ive felt bad for months. As the protagonist of reality I deserve this.

13.05.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy for the team, furious for the owners

13.05.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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