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@kozyshank.bsky.social

Member of the goatface club since forever

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Latest posts by kozyshank.bsky.social on Bluesky

Can we get sloptok AI videos of CEOs holding press conferences discounting medicine and housing?

17.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but only Clay Davis or Namonds mom's scenes

09.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait til we can mix in the Sabres on a full time basis!

06.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers

02.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1782    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DENTAL PLAN

01.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As the salary cap continues to rise in the league are we on our way to getting back to the late 90s/early 2000s in terms of haves and have-nots for teams spending? Im sure that ended amicably and without significant harm done to the game..right?

24.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime I have to pre-treat a shirt because I'm a slob, you'd better believe I say aloud to myself that im gonna "spray my shirt, with DOCUMENTS!"

23.05.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just because the whole county is a superfund...

20.05.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't want someone with front office experience as :: checks notes :: The Ambassador of Fun?

07.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blowback is amazing but hoo-boy does it make you feel not great about being an American!

29.04.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most slept on spring/summer food item(s) because even though I'll listen and read about this team, I'm just tired boss.

16.04.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep waiting to hear the stupid fucking Rogen chortle during those ads

16.04.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CONFIRMED: Joe is Bigfoot

(This is stolen from a Mitch Hedberg bit)

09.04.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

896 if you really, really wanted to I bet

06.04.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, now now?

01.04.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, party at your place now, right?

01.04.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, they scooped it? At DQ? We're clearly not operating on the level of mutual respect I thought we were. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

07.03.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna look into this...

28.02.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to RTJ + WU TANG aren't you?

28.02.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I've mentioned it to you before but is it not wild that Ovechkin is going to break the goals record using an independent stick manufacturer? Can't believe that CCM/Bauer fumbled the bag so bad on this

27.02.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10min of 3on3 will hopefully make the shootout more novel and less frequent.
Shot clock or no retreat is the only other thing I can think of to maybe really lock it in. What say you?

13.02.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you describe the observation?

01.02.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rob Ray Has Never Seen Anything So Outrageous in His Life. Seriously. This Takes the Cake. Oh, Rob Ray.Β  I love you so. I can’t begin to imagine what Rob Ray saw that caused this reaction during a Ryan Miller interview, all I know it that it’s the funniest thing I’ve se…

@katebits.bsky.social In honor of Rob Ray night. This was unearthed today. willfulcaboose.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/r...

31.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A case of the Strombones?

29.01.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Good Day, Good Sir (Interlude)
YouTube video by Outkast - Topic Good Day, Good Sir (Interlude)

Start here and report back

youtu.be/nzyaqkXNjaI?...

23.01.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll still talk to ya bud

23.01.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I see it?

23.01.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And as we've learned from the front office, that line will only continue to go up and in no other direction ever ever ever ::fingers in ears:: la la la la la la la

22.01.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stayed too long, should've scooped one of those invite codes long ago

21.01.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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