@apetruster.bsky.social
I like monkeys, movies, and professional basketball in no particular order
Saw this incredible fat squirrel today
23.11.2023 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
check this shit
22.11.2023 13:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I forgot that the only reason Disco Stu was created was because Homer fucked up writing Disco Stud on his rhinestone jacket
21.11.2023 22:47 — 👍 187 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 0my ears perk up whenever i hear someone mention the united states in a movie. that’s where i’m from
22.11.2023 01:37 — 👍 754 🔁 50 💬 19 📌 2
I’m still on this app I just forget to use it or post
15.11.2023 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Frame #290 from 60sE11 the small planets
03.11.2023 20:20 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
The Fact Finder @FactualNarrator: "Gaza has become a children's cemetery," UNICEF spokesperson said at a press conference in Geneva. According to the Gaza Ministry of Health, 3,500 children have been martyred in Gaza as a result of Israeli attacks.
“Israel” has killed a child in Gaza every 10 minutes since the 7th. 3,500 children murdered. How do you even… like what can you even say, “monstrous crime,” “unforgivable,” “pure evil”—what can you say about such a thing that even approaches the truth, the scale of these crimes?
01.11.2023 16:28 — 👍 106 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0
Type of shit I’ve been on
29.10.2023 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have started this too. No way that 7 years thing is true
23.10.2023 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04 y/o keeps repeating the phrase "stupid loudmouth who's gonna get his butt kicked" and i am threatening him with nothing but Sesame Street and Daniel tiger if he keeps repeating stuff he hears on ninja turtles
22.10.2023 23:52 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Imagining a guy that uses too many semicolons. Like at least one per work email and at least twice a day in a text message
22.10.2023 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Simpsons’ couch durable as hell
22.10.2023 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My second painting
21.10.2023 08:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Taking a real Field of Dreams (1989) approach to this app. If I post i will have 2 million followers
20.10.2023 01:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just binders and binders of tweets and google searches
20.10.2023 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m starting my own internet archive but taking notes on every webpage I see
20.10.2023 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Would love to meet this turtle.
20.10.2023 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from Godzilla game Citizen saying “Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy”
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*Coughing* it’s a me Marlboro
20.10.2023 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was inspired
19.10.2023 02:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You have been visited by the Giamatti of disappointment. Send this Giamatti to three people you know to apologize
18.10.2023 21:26 — 👍 138 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Hilarious top review for this app
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RIP Keith Giffen, one of the truly funniest ever to do comics. That arrow caption was his idea.
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
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I would die for her
11.10.2023 03:50 — 👍 923 🔁 136 💬 11 📌 6Jokic owns Nurk more than he owns almost any center
11.10.2023 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna be honest I didn’t know there weren’t dms on here
10.10.2023 15:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t see any pro israel posts on here which is very nice
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