Number 96

Is weird. In the UK, it had to be made law to get them to offer it. Wtf.

Just 9.99/month. Or 11.99/month for 50% extra boiled piss storage (most popular!). 55.99 if paid annually. Sign up easily, cancel the hard way. Overages for surplus piss apply. Piss prices can rise at any time. Minimum contract term 24 piss months.

No but if they have cats working in bars I’m going

I… I don’t think any cats do bar work tbf

If you’re not taking ownership over that fiver, you’re welcome to send it my way…

Just stop it now

It’s ok in the last 16 minutes I’ve become fully vegan

Lamb is from a baby sheep and mutton is from a grown sheep and I kinda don’t want to google it to learn I’m wrong

Wait what?

Oh my god, YES.

Useless Etymology - oh my. Thanks for sharing that.

Oh, the irony.

You do eat elemental iron. And ions, of all sorts. Wouldn’t recommend pig iron from a building site though.

Iron? That’s a metal and you need to eat that.

On a scale of 1 to 5, I give this opinion a five. I agree that six options (including the zero) is just too much granularity for most things, especially when the only acceptable score is five anyway. Netflix do a thumbs up/thumbs down rating and I wish it would catch on more.

Legit great idea

Possibly - not sure I’m qualified to comment on that! - but my point was on the seemingly widespread belief that cards cost more than cash for businesses.

That’s not as clear cut as it seems, once you take into account banking costs, handling costs, forgeries, even theft. Some local businesses don’t even have a bank near them to take their cash to.

“I’ve got this ancient and decrepit thing for sale if anyone’s interested” [half the group publicly replies “no”]

That’s not a new thing to be fair. I am fairly sure Andrew Marr (UK journalist) recommended doing the same thing in his autobiography, published almost 20 years ago.

Irony is that quiz shows whenever people want them sounds a lot like… on-demand tv!

Oof it may or may not be the best of all the Take That members’ solo songs, but taken on its own merit it’s average at best.

You’ve just described Apple News+, I think.