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Is weird. In the UK, it had to be made law to get them to offer it. Wtf.

18.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just 9.99/month. Or 11.99/month for 50% extra boiled piss storage (most popular!). 55.99 if paid annually. Sign up easily, cancel the hard way. Overages for surplus piss apply. Piss prices can rise at any time. Minimum contract term 24 piss months.

24.09.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No but if they have cats working in bars I’m going

08.09.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I… I don’t think any cats do bar work tbf

08.09.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re not taking ownership over that fiver, you’re welcome to send it my way…

05.09.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just stop it now

28.08.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok in the last 16 minutes I’ve become fully vegan

28.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lamb is from a baby sheep and mutton is from a grown sheep and I kinda don’t want to google it to learn I’m wrong

28.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what?

28.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, YES.

09.07.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Useless Etymology - oh my. Thanks for sharing that.

24.06.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the irony.

20.06.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You do eat elemental iron. And ions, of all sorts. Wouldn’t recommend pig iron from a building site though.

20.06.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iron? That’s a metal and you need to eat that.

20.06.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On a scale of 1 to 5, I give this opinion a five. I agree that six options (including the zero) is just too much granularity for most things, especially when the only acceptable score is five anyway. Netflix do a thumbs up/thumbs down rating and I wish it would catch on more.

07.06.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legit great idea

22.05.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly - not sure I’m qualified to comment on that! - but my point was on the seemingly widespread belief that cards cost more than cash for businesses.

30.04.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not as clear cut as it seems, once you take into account banking costs, handling costs, forgeries, even theft. Some local businesses don’t even have a bank near them to take their cash to.

30.04.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ve got this ancient and decrepit thing for sale if anyone’s interested” [half the group publicly replies β€œno”]

30.04.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not a new thing to be fair. I am fairly sure Andrew Marr (UK journalist) recommended doing the same thing in his autobiography, published almost 20 years ago.

22.04.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Irony is that quiz shows whenever people want them sounds a lot like… on-demand tv!

17.04.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof it may or may not be the best of all the Take That members’ solo songs, but taken on its own merit it’s average at best.

14.04.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve just described Apple News+, I think.

01.03.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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