I'm pretty sure the Maro art was a painting that the then-art director liked so much he bought the rights to it, so that would be my guess.

What I'm not sure if is if Maro was in Mirage proper or another expansion of that block (Visions, Weatherlight) 😂

I love it that Instagram has non-skippable ad breaks now.

I'm not being sarcastic, it's the perfect sign to stop the scrolling.

Things I've made instantly uncool to my 5yo daughter by saying I like them, too:

- Bluey
- Phoebe and Her Unicorn (sorry, @danasimpson.com - although I know she still looks at them when I'm not looking)
- Vanilla ice cream
- 7 Nation Army by the White Stripes

...I'm sure this list will only grow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THIS FUCKING HAPPENED?
I HAD LOST ALL FAITH IN THE WORLD, HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME THIS?

#netoout

So, the 5yo just turned to me amidst a disagreement and clearly annoyed, announced:

"Daddy, you're such a pain in the neck!"

...So, it begins.

The dumbest thing about this shit is that I'm a cis man and have entered literally hundreds of women's bathrooms in the last 5 years.

Because I had 2 kids and that's where the diaper changers usually are. (Fortunately, in Portugal, we still haven't imported this particular moral panic)

The dumbest thing about this shit is that I'm a cis man and have entered literally hundreds of women's bathrooms in the last 5 years.

Because I had 2 kids and that's where the diaper changers usually are. (Fortunately, in Portugal, we still haven't imported this particular moral panic)

There's a good chance it's "reimagined" by AI

Mafalda, Argentina’s Very Opinionated Cartoon Heroine, Is Coming to America

I know it's probably not gonna happen, but if this post makes someone in the USA (or anywhere else) read Mafalda, then it's worth it.

(I grew up with Mafalda in the same way many Americans grew up with the Peanuts. I have a picture with her statue in Buenos Aires when I went there in 2019)

Post a banger that's not in English.

Seems like a great excuse to share my all time favorite Portuguese song

youtu.be/wHRKT-4x5J8?...

I read this post and the phrase "A gentleman on the streets, a milkman in the sheets" popped into my head and for some reason I had to share it with all of you.

I'm so, so sorry.

"Blackjack is all about the flow of the cards. You have to know how to read the game"

And left no crumbs?

(I'm so sorry. I'll leave by myself)

Oh, man. So hyped! I'm such a huge fan!

You could also tag @voltportugal.org

I got 9 out of 10. Although I'm Portuguese, so I figure I have an advantage. (Would love to know which one I got wrong, though)

(Free hint: nobody dances to fado. You listen to it - IN SILENCE! OR ELSE BE SCOLDED! - while sipping on a glass of red wine and eating grilled chouriça)

Psychiatrist just prescribed me anti depressives and I'm reading the pamphlet to see what I'm getting myself into.

"Possible side effects: depression".

Oh, Ok, then.

Also, changed the algorithm so people could specifically see more of his posts

Don't wanna

#dadgoals

Q Pilled?

Although admittedly there are still a lot of YouTube results

Here.

udm14.com

Nichteroy is an amazing butchering (original name is Niterói)

The name does ring a bell. Not sure where I heard it, though.

I don't send email surveys to branches because I don't want to sift through 200+ answers, imagine millions.

Good luck with that.

Meeting with another analyst about some weird numbers in a report. At a certain point, we just stop talking and spend 20 minutes silently writing code and analysing numbers. Most productive meeting ever.